(un)Stable

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew. Like his pants are showing his thighs through holes and if he wore boxers you would be able to see them but you can't.

(girl who wants something specific to happen to her) You know humans are meant to groom and bathe each other?

I used to be a rp blog before I got famous. I started a war with God. I killed someone's fiancé, twice even. I wonder if the blogs I rped with look at my blog now like "oh shit that girl is making shit posts now" and I hope they don't blackmail me with my old, cringe posts

As opposed to new non-cringe posts?

Ah, getting childhood trauma even when you have decent parents. Weird ass experience.

People will hear that you have childhood trauma and immediately say "I'm going to kill your parents for you" like. what a weird thing to say???

A parent being dead is part of the problem actually in my case lol

Johnny . . . Gyro . . . Diego . . . Araki stop I CAN'T CHOOSE

Cowboy polycule it is then

Me and my friends are starting a university, call that the Mental Institute

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

Jumping in here to also suggest "see Jane drill" on YouTube. She's great for bigger projects... stuff like installing appliances or doing major renovation or repair. My husband replaced all the toilets in our house in a weekend using her tutorials. It would have cost $500 per toilet to have a plumber do it but we did it for just cost of materials which was around $200 each.

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

i dont usually actually associate myself with redstone dust but im not gonna lie. every time i mine redstone in minecraft i do briefly go "woah thats me" . ive lost. im redstone. i have to accept it.

"ohh yeah loading the dishwasher is so annoying" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PRIVILEGED TAIL BONED CUNT YOU DON'T GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT DISH RELATED WORK UNTIL YOU'RE IN A KITCHEN WITH WEIRD FEELING YELLOW GLOVES AND A SPONGE THAT ONLY HALF WORKS

Gay sun is already real so the options are do you want thought daughter or not.

an interesting thing about the minecraft player is they seem to be able to metabolize gold, though they don't seem to enjoy the flavor of it enough to eat it alone.

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

Highschool school council can however