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Learned the hard way that if you’re making a base in a snowy biome in Minecraft you should put torches all over the animal pen if you don’t want your rabbits to climb out on the steadily growing piles of snow

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I got tired of getting lost so I decided to make a world that has a good spot for a base camp at coordinates 0,0 but the last like five seeds I’ve looked at have somehow been in the center of a seemingly endless snowy biome.

Also apparently polar bears will attack you if they have a cub with them.

In unrelated news polar bears apparently drop fish when they die.

what-even-is-thiss

I want to make a cool looking massive tower all the way to the build limit at 0,0 in a Minecraft world but God has learned of my hubris and keeps sending mama polar bears after me.

#how does that happen?#Because almost every time I generated a new world I spawned in jungle biom(which is supposed to be rare mind you)#Could it be because my slow laptop was affecting seed rng somehow or was it because I was playing pirated version of minecraft?#That seemingly didn't have any other differences and entering the regular seeds I found on the internet would generate those seeds normall #Still a mystery to this day #Or maybe my laptop was heating and it generated hot biome and (I am just making an assumptions here)#your faster and colder PC(or whatever you play on) is generating colder biomes?

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crippy-tangerine

"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??

#People can't kill you because it is against the law

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I’m an introvert in every way until I like you then I’m the biggest annoying yapper who sucks up all the air in the room and can talk for hours. unless I’m scared you hate me in which case I’ll stumble through like 2 sentences and then go quiet and hope you don’t get mad

anglaised

this stuff always makes me giggle bc im just imagining these ppl like refreshing my page in rage hoping this will like make me feel sad when its just funny like u wake up thinking about me meanwhile im eating grapes

#If they need an opinion of a skinny person(which I doubt that they do) I also think eating disorders and being skinny is bad #Can't be sure on this 100% but being x kg “underweight” is usually more risky for health than being x kg “overweight” imo #I black out almost every time I stand up too fast and can't do many basic activities like running #or lifting slightly heavy things for some period of time(like carrying a bag over half a kilo or more)#and I am not as skinny as Ariana even though I can see some of my ribs through skin too #thankfully currently I gained little bit of weight(still 20ish kg or more underweight) but I wouldn't wish anyone this #No one should be forced to be like this and if someone wants to be like this they should get help

imkindasleepdeprived

I'm afraid im the annoying mutual™ and i can feel the block button breathing down my back

#is this thing on #if i piss you off please do tell me #<- OP tags #applies to me too

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spiralcaliginous

when you lowkey need oxygen so you breathe

horse-with-wings

#Time well spent #Thank you prev for finding it again #I thought I will just make this meme in a minute and reblog and it will be the end #But no I fucked up #At first I covered the “again” part and didn't notice

mistresssheo

Tja

Found here 🦋

translating-german-to-english

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

translatingpoststogerman

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

#I want to translate this post into Uzbek but it will only lose the humour #That's not because Uzbek lacks words to translate keeping the funny but you need to explain some context here and explaining a joke ruins i

memory--box

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

feyariel

Me, so I can view the original meme:

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bonus:

memory--box

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

thescaredfluid

Glossary of Terms

dovewithscales

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

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Hi, linguist here. It is

t1g3r-sh4rk-2763

Go ride ur bicycle of u wanna ride it then??

“BIIIIIIIIIII-cycle…BIIIIIIIIII-cycle

I want ride my BICYCLE.i want to ride my bike

I want ride my BICYCLE.I want to ride it to where I like.” 🥹🥹🥹

#Deeply unserious song but with serious topics sprinkled on top #That's why I love Queen

foggyanomalyking

ong i need a cigarette omfg (i dont smoke)

horse-with-wings

I wish there was a cigarette but instead of making smoke it gave out fresh air or something. It would be the best thing ever. But also I don't want O'Hare to be real so I just go outside and sometimes to the mountain

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Seen a minority of people on TikTok say Steel Ball Run isn’t political like the main villain isn’t the literal president of the United States come on bro

Even worse seeing multiple more people trying to argue he’s in the right as if Funny Valentines entire ability and goal is a critique of the US government and how they treat other countries, I feel like with Steel Ball Run finally being animated a lot more of these people are gonna crawl out of the woodworks but i can only hope otherwise

Arguing that Valentine is good because he “wants the best for America” is falling for the entire “America first” ideology that Valentine is used to criticise, it couldn’t even be more on the nose - he manipulates people through the race to collect the corpse parts of a deceased Jesus Christ to unlock an ability which allows him to direct any harm coming his way to somewhere else in the world, blatant critique of US foreign policy, especially post 9/11 US foreign policy

It’s just really dumb how people act like he’s the “justified” jojo villain, at least for someone like Pucci you could argue that he believed the Heaven Plan was best for the world and that he was saving everyone

Valentine is just not the character to defend I guess, obviously the Lucy Steel is another reason in which nobody tries to defend it but the “jokes” people make surrounding that arc are extremely unfunny to say the least

Not a serious think piece or anything just shouting into the void because people are stupid

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I would argue that the whole JoJo series is political and intentionally so. You can dissect every part politically with several hour video essays or dozens of pages of regular essays. I am literally having YouTube comment "argument" about whether or not Valentine is justified. YouTube poll asked which of these JoJo main villains is the most justified and the options were DIO, Kira, Pucci and Valentine. MANY people actually picked Valentine and someone left a comment saying it is insane and there are people saying he is the most justified and in fact was right. The person calling that out even said "He is basically JoJo version of Trump" and that other person mocked them for that. Idk why I responded to them after that but I did couple times. Btw, by "currently having an argument" I mean over the past days. I leave a comment answering them after half a day or a day they answer me and then it repeats like that. So it is not as heated and frequent as Tumblr or Reddit arguments.

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

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in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

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my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

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these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

#I have played porn games that included you taking care of MILF's preteen/teen kids to gain her trust more #So regular games are behind as per usual(the game sucks tbh but if you ignore characters and dialogue and small situations and #some questionable things treated as okay-ish(game says that MC is dipshit from the start and he realises it himself but sometimes #he acts like he is the paragon of morality) and anything bad then the story and lore is kinda great. It is about Mafia and #corporations exploiting people and services that supposed to benefit the said people and their(mafia and corporation) role in the city's #history and how it all started basically due to clan war in medieval times(It is supposedly Japan #but the country is not called Japan and it's not clear what other country besides Japan was base for the world) and how Satanism is involve #in all of this(not actual cool satanism but TV scare demon and sacrifice satanism)#and the game kinda connects it all very well but other than that it still sucks and if you cannot ignore everything I listed #you better don't play)#<- finally closed the parenthesis. I was scared I would forget I opened it #I think you know what problematic things that are treated like they are okay in porn games means #Tbh main character is not the worst person out there and in fact has some moral backbone in him(and based on your choices he can #become a good person(to some extent and some events make him act bad for plot reasons) but he still is not a role model in any capacity)#That being said MC's actions can be “excused” in a meta level as him being a bad person and not the author condoning such actions #(I am like 55% sure author is not like that. Wait no. Now that I think about it I am 65-70% sure)#My problem is with “comic relief” pervert nerd character #Like the MC points it out once you get to know him to ANY capacity you will have deep desire to punch him in the face #with all the power you have and drag him into hell and leave him in 10th circle forever and 100 years more #I can get behind MC but I will not go near that character by 100 kilometers #It's a type of person that you would make an exception so that he gets death penalty even if you are a devout pacifist.#I don't want to kill anyone. Even fictional characters(not true but listen for dramatic effect) but I want that guy be killed #in the most gruesome and painful death. But I have a suspicion that he would get a boner from that and die happy #So first you need to fry his brain so that he cannot get any positive chemicals and can produce only negative chemicals #But I am not sure if even that will help #That much I hate that character and even more

real-language-facts

Do you have a least favorite word

out of the non offensive ones, not really. not even moist. the disgust for the word moist is overblown i feel

horse-with-wings

People dislike moist? I like moist. It expresses the meaning better than wet although wet is an excellent word too.

real-language-facts

important how do we feel about the fact that it’s not heli and copter but helico and pter

i feel very normal about this fact actually

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lorem ipsum is a lesbian and shes dating etaoin shrdlu

horse-with-wings

At first you may not see it. But looking at her full(er) name makes it clear. Of course, Lorem Ipsum Dolor Set Amet is a lesbian.

#lesbian

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the plural of roblox is robloxen or whatever

#Why does it become 3 words when pluralized?

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the evil languahe that makes blood come from your eyes when you speak it has pretty cool grammar lots of features you wouldnt expect

langua.exe

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