oooh it's the wizard

i’m the whole package baby: chaotic, neurotic, erotic

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

I don't want a gender I just want to look like a vaguely disreputable wizard.

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

So for Science Reasons that may or may not be explained tomorrow depending, which name is preferred for a tavern/inn, The Peckish Pixie or the Olive Branch?

Big fan of The Olive Branch myself

Have to add - it smells like coconut for some reason?