writing, unwasted

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier & Stanley Uris Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, The Losers Club (IT) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Cooking, Bad Cooking, Richie Tozier & Stanley Uris Are Best Friends, Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier Has ADHD, Marriage Proposal, feat. the worst banana bread you have ever seen Summary:

Richie Tozier's Banana Bread Recipe:

Add: One comedian, lightly singed. Two ripe bananas, mashed. One kitchen, destroyed. Six living room lights, on. Two Losers, confused. One boyfriend, for now. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. Let sit. Enjoy cold.

This recipe is: Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Sugar Free, Nut Free

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley & Maddie Buckley, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Maddie Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Anastasia (1997 & Broadway) Fusion, Alternate Universe - Royalty, is it modern? is it 20th century russia? who knows., Chimney does not appear but is vitally important in the 100k version that lives in my head, Eddie is also sir not appearing in this fic but his pressence is Felt, why are Eddie and Chim conning their way across maybe-20th-century-russia?, no knowledge of Anastasia necessary, who knows. you decide Summary:

that was so sweet and nicely written btw 🥺

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Let me know how the recipes go! I'm a big fan of keeping syrups around year round to make drinks interesting--it's a great way to control how sugary your drinks are, and also to get yourself drinking more water.

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, a long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang, Roy Mustang & Team Mustang Characters: Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Maes Hughes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, 5+1 Things, Roy makes bad dating choices: the fic, mocktail recipes are included Summary:

Roy Mustang owns a bar. He’s not a bartender, he can’t mix drinks, and he’s a recovering alcoholic who isn't allowed to taste the merchandise, but he owns a bar, and he tries to contribute as best he can. Mostly, it involves coming up with drink names based on his recent breakups, and asking his bartender, long-suffering Edward Elric, to make the drinks for him. It’s a system that works, until it doesn’t.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Camilla Hect & Palamedes Sextus, Camilla Hect & Gideon Nav, Camilla Hect & Harrowhark Nonagesimus Characters: Camilla Hect, Palamedes Sextus, Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural (TV 2005) Fusion, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Mild Gore, Temporary Character Death, extremely temporary, sometimes you just gotta look death in the eyes and say maybe next time!, Camilla's No Good Very Bad Day, Palamedes' Extremely Safe And Sane Experiment That Goes Off Without A Hitch, featuring the Gideon And Harrow Show as supporting cast Series: Part 3 of Highway to Heaven Summary:

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Mary Winchester, Castiel & Mary Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Mary Winchester, God | Chuck Shurley, Naomi (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Mary Winchester Raises Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester, John Winchester is Sir Not Appearing in this Fic, but his presence is felt, there are a lot of ways to be a bad parent, Castiel runs away from home and changes his name, and everyone is better for it, I'm not tagging Chuck/Naomi because they might be married but they're /not/ happy Summary:

Castiel Novak-Shurley is 25 years old. He has two degrees, a graduate placement, and a curfew at eight o’clock sharp every night. One night, in an act of spontaneity rarely ever seen in the household of Naomi Novak and Chuck Shurley, he decides to run away. He is given to understand that this means changing his name and then vanishing into the great unknown. He starts with step one.

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“What name would you like to put down, dear?” Mrs. Mary-Ann Mays asked politely, pen hovering over the form.

Gabriel’s voice came back to him again. “It’s gotta be something safe.”

Something safe. Cas latched onto the word like a drowning man reaching for a life preserve.

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Mary Winchester, Castiel & Mary Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Mary Winchester, God | Chuck Shurley, Naomi (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Mary Winchester Raises Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester, John Winchester is Sir Not Appearing in this Fic, but his presence is felt, there are a lot of ways to be a bad parent, Castiel runs away from home and changes his name, and everyone is better for it, I'm not tagging Chuck/Naomi because they might be married but they're /not/ happy Summary:

Castiel Novak-Shurley is 25 years old. He has two degrees, a graduate placement, and a curfew at eight o’clock sharp every night. One night, in an act of spontaneity rarely ever seen in the household of Naomi Novak and Chuck Shurley, he decides to run away. He is given to understand that this means changing his name and then vanishing into the great unknown. He starts with step one.

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“What name would you like to put down, dear?” Mrs. Mary-Ann Mays asked politely, pen hovering over the form.

Gabriel’s voice came back to him again. “It’s gotta be something safe.”

Something safe. Cas latched onto the word like a drowning man reaching for a life preserve.

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Mary Winchester, Castiel & Mary Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Mary Winchester, God | Chuck Shurley, Naomi (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Mary Winchester Raises Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester, John Winchester is Sir Not Appearing in this Fic, but his presence is felt, there are a lot of ways to be a bad parent, Castiel runs away from home and changes his name, and everyone is better for it, I'm not tagging Chuck/Naomi because they might be married but they're /not/ happy Summary:

Castiel Novak-Shurley is 25 years old. He has two degrees, a graduate placement, and a curfew at eight o’clock sharp every night. One night, in an act of spontaneity rarely ever seen in the household of Naomi Novak and Chuck Shurley, he decides to run away. He is given to understand that this means changing his name and then vanishing into the great unknown. He starts with step one.

---

“What name would you like to put down, dear?” Mrs. Mary-Ann Mays asked politely, pen hovering over the form.

Gabriel’s voice came back to him again. “It’s gotta be something safe.”

Something safe. Cas latched onto the word like a drowning man reaching for a life preserve.

Chapters: 25/25 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Aiba Manami | La Brava & Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & League of Villains, League of Villains & Takami Keigo | Hawks Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Aiba Manami | La Brava, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner Additional Tags: Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Hero Public Safety Commission's Bad Parenting (My Hero Academia), Angst with a Happy Ending, I cannot stress enough that this ends happy, the violence isn't even canon-typical because magic exists, Touya burns alive but he's fine Summary:

In his second year at Hogwarts, Touya finds a boy with wings hiding out in the library, and a friendship blossoms.

Twelve years later, a file crosses Hawks’ desk with an unusual request: an infiltration job that requires him to use part of his own past as his undercover identity.

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Keigo wants a friend, Touya wants something to believe in, Hawks wants to forget everything, and Dabi wants the world to never stop remembering.

Elsewhere, a Dark Lord is rising, a team of intrepid teenagers are planning to save the world, and the Ministry for Magic is about to implode, but that doesn’t matter.

Chapters: 24/25 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Aiba Manami | La Brava & Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & League of Villains, League of Villains & Takami Keigo | Hawks Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Aiba Manami | La Brava, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner Additional Tags: Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Hero Public Safety Commission's Bad Parenting (My Hero Academia), Angst with a Happy Ending, I cannot stress enough that this ends happy, the violence isn't even canon-typical because magic exists, Touya burns alive but he's fine Summary:

In his second year at Hogwarts, Touya finds a boy with wings hiding out in the library, and a friendship blossoms.

Twelve years later, a file crosses Hawks’ desk with an unusual request: an infiltration job that requires him to use part of his own past as his undercover identity.

--

Keigo wants a friend, Touya wants something to believe in, Hawks wants to forget everything, and Dabi wants the world to never stop remembering.

Elsewhere, a Dark Lord is rising, a team of intrepid teenagers are planning to save the world, and the Ministry for Magic is about to implode, but that doesn’t matter.

Chapters: 23/25 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Aiba Manami | La Brava & Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & League of Villains, League of Villains & Takami Keigo | Hawks Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Aiba Manami | La Brava, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner Additional Tags: Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Hero Public Safety Commission's Bad Parenting (My Hero Academia), Angst with a Happy Ending, I cannot stress enough that this ends happy, the violence isn't even canon-typical because magic exists, Touya burns alive but he's fine Summary:

In his second year at Hogwarts, Touya finds a boy with wings hiding out in the library, and a friendship blossoms.

Twelve years later, a file crosses Hawks’ desk with an unusual request: an infiltration job that requires him to use part of his own past as his undercover identity.

--

Keigo wants a friend, Touya wants something to believe in, Hawks wants to forget everything, and Dabi wants the world to never stop remembering.

Elsewhere, a Dark Lord is rising, a team of intrepid teenagers are planning to save the world, and the Ministry for Magic is about to implode, but that doesn’t matter.

Chapters: 22/25 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Aiba Manami | La Brava & Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & League of Villains, League of Villains & Takami Keigo | Hawks Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Aiba Manami | La Brava, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri (My Hero Academia), Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner Additional Tags: Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Hero Public Safety Commission's Bad Parenting (My Hero Academia), Angst with a Happy Ending, I cannot stress enough that this ends happy, the violence isn't even canon-typical because magic exists, Touya burns alive but he's fine Summary:

In his second year at Hogwarts, Touya finds a boy with wings hiding out in the library, and a friendship blossoms.

Twelve years later, a file crosses Hawks’ desk with an unusual request: an infiltration job that requires him to use part of his own past as his undercover identity.

--

Keigo wants a friend, Touya wants something to believe in, Hawks wants to forget everything, and Dabi wants the world to never stop remembering.

Elsewhere, a Dark Lord is rising, a team of intrepid teenagers are planning to save the world, and the Ministry for Magic is about to implode, but that doesn’t matter.