*sigh* why am i better than everyone

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

the best scene in all fifteen seasons of criminal minds is when the a team of the fbi’s behavioral analysis unit willingly attended a community theater production of an obscure play together to see and support their technical analyst who was the lead in the production that’s love methinks

i’m the type of person who’s 100% down for random adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day.