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if Biden loses to a 34x convicted felon you're not allowed to blame internet communists

you want me and my baseball bat to go out and fight our militarized police? god i hate outside perspective of the US so much. people DO protest. people DO try to make a difference. they DIE. the disrespect to the people imprisoned for protest in our country and the people who die trying make change makes me so fucking angry. can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business. we’re TRYING. change takes TIME. and the two upcoming presidential candidates are NOT the same and you’re doing fascists a favor by spreading their own rhetoric. people aren’t dying at protests for YOU to come and say “why aren’t you guys trying harder?” i’m so sick of this shit can you please, please, shut up oh my god

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)