the blonde camera girl

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

by your late 20s you should be slutting out to a minimum of 2 different girls and flagrantly stealing company time to play games

The drain album peeking through to remind us you know ball 🫶

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

Turn Friends into Transgender (0/50).

who wants to be my friend :3

some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

once everything settles i'm encouraged to "share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up" like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.