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one day ada is going to tell leon that ada wong isn't her real name and he's going to be floored. i know this

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Cringemobile

"die cumrag" or whatever tf krauser said to leon

capcom changed "die comrade" to "are you ready to die, rookie?" because they saw this post

they're taking persephone out of the public domain because every possible version of that story has already been told. you have to do a modern queer feminist retelling of the scorpion and the frog now.

*proudly* there are even talks of freezing me in a glacier for one thousand years

How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

My job on the commune is to execute evil wizards with my enchanted blade.

hi buddy

cool blade you got there what’s it for

Well this is awkward

So get this

does anyone have a torrent link for the memories of all humans past present and future i can't seem to find it myself

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

#starts strong ends stronger

imagine dozens of these pouring into your home while you have to stoop down and bash their heads with hammers

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”