Big Biff's Borscht Bonanza

I need to go in the ocean

I still haven't gone in the ocean and I live on a peninsula in the fucking Atlantic

You will never guess the update on the ocean situation

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

new dynasty new me 😎

GUESS WHOSE GOLDEN AAAAAAGE

STOP REBLOGGING THIS SEDITIOUS POST YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS!!!!! THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!

if this gets to 3k i'll bribe an itinerant scholar into writing anonymous slash fic

NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

4K and liu bang tops

DETLE YUOR FUCKING BO G

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

Reblog if you appreciate when your followers point out that you've reblogged something that is Ai slop, so that you can rectify your mistake.

yeah i'm definitely going to have to submit this to one of those poll blogs to get a better sample size