a little extra olio

ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.

sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

*flirting with Jesus for free wine* oh so your dad's who?? wowww that's so cool tell me more hahaa *moves my cup of water towards him*

unmute this

[Transcript: video close up of the bluest shark with big black eyes in the bluest water with its mouth open and teeth ever so gently nibbling on the side of a boat. Person holding the camera says to the shark “What are ya doin’, mate?” and the shark, spooked, quickly sinks back into the water. Sounds of water splashing. End]

Thanks for the video description!!!

reason #437 that i don't fuck with the ocean. beach = good, ocean = baaaad

Blocked

Parried

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

am i stoned or is this too fucking funny?

[ID: Gifset of a young adult black woman wearing a black t-shirt with George Floyd’s face on it. In the background is a building with “ACAB” spray painted on it. As she gestures, she says the following. “So when they say ‘why do you burn down the community? Why do you burn down your own neighbourhood?’. It’s not ours. We don’t own anything. We don’t own anything. There is- Trevor Noah said it so beautifully last night. There is a social contract that we all have. That if you steal, or I steal, the person who is in authority comes in and they fix the situation. But the person who fixes the situation is killing us! So the social contract is broken! And if the social contract is broken, why the fuck do I give a shit about burning the fucking Football Hall of Fame, about burning a fucking Target? You broke the contract! When you killed us in the streets and didn’t give a fuck. You broke the contract for 400 years, we played your game and built your wealth. You broke the contract when we built our wealth again, on our own, by our bootstraps, in Tulsa, and you dropped bombs on us. When we built it in Rosewood, and you came in and slaughtered us. You broke your contract, so fuck your Target. Fuck your Hall of Fame! As far as I’m concerned, they can burn this shit to the ground. And it still wouldn’t be enough. And they are lucky, that what black people are looking for is equality, and not revenge.” End ID]

i will always reblog this whenever it comes across any social media platform because this is the most powerful, chilling, important speech i've ever heard. this needs to be required viewing for everyone