clip their wings

i’ll stop talking if you stop breathing :)

ƒσσ∂ & cαкє єscαρє

I often sit here and wonder why people don’t talk to me or even so much as acknowledge my existence on here, but then I realize it doesn’t even matter.

jesus christ can you knock your emo down a peg or two, you’re ruining my good vibes

extirpxte i dont know about you but i really want chicken fries now

in what sort of way do you want those chicken fries, donovan

says the guy who legit smells like an ashtray with a side of burning rubber and ass

…you’re lying she wouldn’t be at your nasty french home.

I’m not lying. She charges fifty cents an hour now?

hAH YOU’RE MAKING PROSTITUTION JOKES THATS S UPER FUNNY AHAHAHAH FUCKING HILARIOUS

anons arent real people dont be retarded

If you do that I swear to god I will have a dog at every possible entrance of your home.

I don’t know, man. Your mom’s over and I don’t think she likes dogs.

...you’re lying she wouldn’t be at your nasty french home.

extirpxte sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of your disgustingly large and obnoxious ego