rubber boots and party pants

'do you think dogs understand' this, 'do dogs understand' that, our relationship with canines predate everything we now call civilization.

Chris pine bard and that sexy autistic paladin should have open mouth kissed in the dnd movie

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

Who up tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage to make a northwest passage to the sea

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT

youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie