put out the dark night

Let's talk about features.

Slow/stun: nope

Self heal: nope

Crowd control: nope

DPS: nope...but she's got 2(+1) block and you have a fucking Kroos that can sit behind her.

Let me tell you a story. One day a heavy defender started walking towards Roberta. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could remove the talent from this operator, cut her range in half, remove both her base skills, lower her ASPD by 30%, add +2 to her dp cost, redeploy her, and she'd perform as well as she did before.

This operator will outlive you, she will outlive your Cardigan.

Things this operator is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Deploy an operator: she IS an operator

This supporter's got history. She's seen some shit. People have used her to hold lanes. People have used her to tank bombs. She's not going to judge you like a fucking Skalter would.

Interesting facts:

Her goggles' color is gray, but her coat's color is grey.

In the owner's manual, usage of her summons is listed as "optional."

When this supporter was unveiled four months ago, she caused all 275k Arknights_EN followers to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in metrics on Twitter's homepage caused a partial collapse of the site. Four users were mistakenly banned for being bots. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of Roberta"

You wanna know more? Great, I printed out a picture of her and had it fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This operator is as practical as a Roth IRA. She's as middle-of-the-road as the rat king during his last Silver Alert. She's as utilitarian as a member of a church of the deep whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I checked Gamepress for this operator, I found a single paragraph that said, "It's Roberta. She's fine."