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people should be allowed to have tails sometimes so we can wag them when we get excited and not just jiggle our leg and get told to stop and calm down

#chocolate #explosives #random #furry

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bitches treat me like im baby haha no

#chocolate #explosives #random #send help #help

ancient chinese used to make diss tracks about their governments and theyre still famous to this day

#random #chocolate #explosives #diss tracks #chinese #ancient china #government

i-am-a-fish

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

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oh no :(

stay

#fish

former girl in my former online class (lives in america now. moved.) came back and their name was different, and they looked like a guy??

and i was wondering it about for ages cause i wasn't sure it was the same person

finally asked

and

listen okay here's the context

i do not have experience with this and tbh i've only seen this on the internet

but like

they were a guy (person?? idk) now. he/they.

when he said that i was like OH THAT'S SO COOL

and they kinda did like a ok?? smile

me internally: ah. there it is. i fUCKED UP AGAIN

send help PLEASE HE'S HOT

#trans #send help #random #help #transgender #transmasc #trans pride #trans joy #fucked up #help me

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YAHA YIPPO YIPPE YIPPERDOODLES WHIMSICAL TIME HAHA GOOBLY DOO DAA YIPPE YIPPE WAHOO

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pov when you found out your worst enemy got covid

#covid

i was erasing my tumblr chrome history and read the words :"you have been sentenced to 400 years of jail for multiple murders"

and i was shook until i remembered that this is my tumblr history and i read the monster of sentan again a couple days ago

#monster of sentan #writing prompts #story #shook #send help #ha ha funny

katameme-deactivated20250120

#sir your shoes are great why are you stepping in clear fresh springwater with them #how is your phone underwater sir

(to the tune of if you love someone)

if you stab someone

you open up their hearts

when you stab someone

you kill them

when you stab someone

and you're not afraid they'll haunt you

you've probably never stabbed someone like i have

#random #song #changed lyrics #shitpost #shitposting #stupid shit #sillyposting #silly #stab #stabbing

cannibalchicken

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was confused when i read #cannibalchicken in the tags until i saw the op's url :/

#honestly this site needs to stop pulling pranks on people who don't read tags

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the truth of having a cat is really just thinking every small movement in the corner of your eye is the cat until you realize you're literally out with friends

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In my sleep deprived state, Ive made the astonishing discovery, that Ube flavoured ice cream is the colour of Jax

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more please.

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

lady-harrowhark

“kill them with kindness” wrong. two handed sword

frontlinebicepsoftheninth

"kill them with kindness" wrong. attack soup

scopophil

“kill them with kindness” wrong. explode yourself

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done.

#explosives #chocolate #wizard #detonate i do

So I literally just remembered the time my cousins, who are older than me, visited, and I was incredibly gen z / iPad kid with them.

Once, the older cousin was like “How old are you again?” And I told him that I was thirteen, he said something along the lines of “Oh, that’s pretty young.” (He was like almost 20 or something I don’t remember.)

AND I SAID “No but it’s a very important age! It the age where you’re allowed into most websites!” pretty sure he choked

#chocolate #explosives #cousin #random

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The Tumblr effect?

Hey so today I randomly said “gay drugs” under my breath in class?? I’ve only been on Tumblr less than a week. Is this some kind of Tumblr effect that no one told me about????

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To add to this, the next day I asked my younger sister if she wanted some bread and then threw a piece of bread at her?!? THIS IS NOT WHAT I’M USUALLY LIKE?!??! HELp

#help #chocolate #explosives #urgent #random #help needed #tumblr effect??#today on tumblr #please help #send help #pls help #what the frick

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The Tumblr effect?

Hey so today I randomly said “gay drugs” under my breath in class?? I’ve only been on Tumblr less than a week. Is this some kind of Tumblr effect that no one told me about????

#today on tumblr #chocolate #explosives #random #help #urgent

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So I think I forgot to mention that one time my classmate rickrolled the entire class. He just asked the English teacher to play “Never Gonna Give You Up” and he did it. But only me and the classmate knew what he had done because, like, we’re Asian. I was going mad over it.

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i stole the same classmate's homework today, and the teacher was like "great!" i was laughing so much kjjijjfjjfiejfkljrkltjgidjgir he was chasing me and yelling

i was like "i stole this!!" and then when he chased me i said "..to give to the teacher!"

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