Art is a BANG, hm

as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”

“You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”

“I’m considering letting you win…”

“If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”

“Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”

“I’d do anything to……win.”

“How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”

“I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”

“I bet I can kiss better than you can!”

“Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”

“I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”

“Try to beat MY handholding skills.”

“Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”

“Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”

“Scared, ___?”

“I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”

“Don’t do anything stupid!”

“FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”

“You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”

“I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”

“STRIPPING CONTEST.”

“If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”

“Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”

“Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”

“I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”

“For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”

“Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”

“No, YOU’RE the cutest.”

“Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”

“Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”

“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

My muse is getting married. Your muse is at the wedding. Send me “I object!” for my muse’s reaction.

Deidara waswaiting for his bride in the ballroom. When the big doors opened, a smileappeared on his face. His bride was looking good in the dress, it was like shewas an angel in the dress. As the bride was now standing next to him, he heldher hand for a moment. ‘You look beautiful’ He whispered. The blonde turned hishead, when the priest began to talk. ‘Welcome, one and all, to this magnificentceremony. We are here today to bind in eternal love, Deidara Iwa and Mai Ume.Now please slip into the engagement rings first’ They did as they were told to, when they bothhad the rings on, they looked at the priest again. ‘Now my dear brothers andsisters, lets continue this wedding’ After saying that, the priest read acouple of pages from the book. Deidara looked back at the crowd. They were alllooking at him, what made him a bit uncomfortable. ‘Now’ The priest said to gethis attention. ‘If there is anyone that is against this marriage, object now orforever hold your peace’ It was quiet for a moment. ‘Alright then, lets-’Before the priest could continue, Deidara heard a similar voice. ‘I OBJECT!’Quickly Deidara turned around and saw Mike standing there. The others did thesame and looked shocked. ‘M..Mike? What are you doing?’ He asked.