Taken from numerous songs, books, movies, and shows.
"Please allow me to introduce myself..."
"I'm a man of wealth and taste."
"I'm in need of some restraint."
"Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste."
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."
"The devil, you see, is that friend who never stays with us to the end."
"If you care to take a dare I'll just make a bet with you."
"I have never made one of them do anything. Never."
"They use my name as if I spent my entire days sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commits acts they would otherwise find repulsive."
"All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me."
"When Nietzsche said God is dead, he forgot to mention that Satan died in the same horrific accident."
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."
"'Tis a woman that reigns in Hell."
"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
"We didn't say it. Milton said it. And he was blind."
"Heaven forbid that anyone worship anything but the One."
"God? God is love. I don't love you."
"Do you know what Hell really is? It's not lakes of burning oil or chains of ice. It's being removed from God's sight, of having His word taken from you."
"Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. That's mine."
"Don't be afraid. This is your choice. You need to invite me in."
"They say there's just enough religion in the world to make men hate one another, but not enough to make them love."
"There is but one greater than us, and to him … to him we no longer speak."
"They talk of me going around buying souls, like a fishwife come market day, never stopping to ask themselves why."
"They belong to themselves … they just hate to face up to it."
"I could never again be an angel … innocence, once lost, can never be regained."
"Been there, done that, wore the tee-shirt, ate the burger, bought the original cast album, choreographed the legions of the damned and orchestrated the screaming…"