Store Bought Is Fine

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

if i do something wrong they kill me

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Why can’t it be both, we want incompetent Demons Dammit.

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

sometimes girls from tumblr know everything