...or rather, it stole me.

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

“gays can’t drive” speak for yourselves bc brother i am in the thick of it every single day. every day i am driving. and every day i feel rage

would like to personally thank lil nas x for putting songs about gay sex on the radio. if there’s anything modern popular music needs more of its gay sex

“Women these days are so immodest hrr grr” have u considered men just arent slutty enough? Show some titty bitchboy

I'm upset how much this has me laughing. I spent 20 minutes trying to decide on a photo to post and punked out 😂😂

Punked out? Come back here and finish the assignment!

I want to show this to my partner but he’s going to be like “Ya well, he’s got a six pack.” If anyone out there needs encouragement to show their slutty chubby bodies, please let this be it.

i love megafauna because its just like what if an animal was really big wouldn't that rule. and it does.

this goes for real megafauna and fantasy megafauna. i love that there used to be giant sloths roaming the earth that i can stand next to scale models of in the museum and i also love it when someone draws a koi fish the size of a car.

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

cis people when a trans person turns out to be a bad person: oh so i can misgender them now? i can misgender them now right? now it’s okay for me to completely disrespect their identity and show other trans people their pronouns are a privilege right? i can do that now? i can be blatantly and violently transphobic to this person even though it has nothing to do with what they did right?