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in the secluded land of the immortal shogun, the bakufu rules eternal. but what do mortals see of the eternity chased after by their god?

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[image description: various tiktok comments.

.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'

brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.

cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.

eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.

shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.

icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."

ISTJ: lab coats and autopsies of the not-quite-human, rows of silver file cabinets, footsteps echoing down cavernous sterile hallways, humming tape recorders, unintelligible whispers from inside the walls. 

ESTJ: dark trench coats and black coffee,  “What we need is evidence,” polaroids on cork board, caution tape, untraceable phone calls, flickering street lights, skepticism,  secret meetings in rainy alleyways.

INFP: black highways stretching into the night, screech-owl calls, baggy brown flannels,  ominous religious billboard,  unexplained cases of arson, a great once-buried force now rising from the earth.

ENFP: off-limit areas in state parks,  rings of glowing mushrooms, cabins filled with faded maps and unsettling taxidermy, caves lined with crystals, walkie talkies, the silhouette of unidentifiable antlers.

ISTP: ominous  cable towers stretching into a blood red sunset, picking locks, beat up converse and scraped knuckles, trespassing in abandoned factories and finding secret tunnels connecting the town.

ESTP: missing person newspaper headlines,  the feeling of being watched in a fluorescent midnight diner, summer storms, shady local politicians with greasy smiles, novelty ties, and bloody secrets. 

ESFJ:  bicycles with baskets, befriending loners who see ghosts, pep-talks and first aid kits, bouquets in graveyards, Ouija board sleepovers, lying hand-in-hand on a blanket  stargazing for signs of UFOs. 

ISFJ: secret treehouses where time is just a little different, shoe-boxes full of old coins no one can identify, saddle shoes, pinkie promises,  rescuing strange animals you found by the train tracks 

INTJ: specimens in formaldehyde and stolen classified documents, telepathic abilities, government surveillance, erasing your old identity, knowing too much, hiding out in a lighthouse until the time is right.

ENTJ: letterman jackets and restlessness, dreaming of flying, meteor crashes, taking home pieces of glowing space debris, calling the press,  “Don’t you understand! This could change everything!”

ISFP:  charcoal sketches of shadowy figures, porcelain dolls, sleepwalking into abandoned buildings, prophetic dreams, cornfields at midnight, attic rooms visible only to you,  “ No one ever believes me.”

ESFP:  eerie late August carnivals, fucking with things that absolutely should not be fucked with and then getting tempted by dark forces, chaotic split-lip grins, breaking curses, standing your ground. 

INFJ: boarded-up Victorian houses consumed by ivy,  gardens of poisonous plants, typewriter keys and piles of unread manuscripts, knowing all of this has happened before, taking secrets to the grave. 

ENFJ: spiral notepads and yellow pencils behind the ear, interviewing local hermits, speaking up at town hall meetings, justice for the restless dead,  making powerful enemies of faceless men in dark suits.

INTP: ‘70s science fiction paperbacks and striped tee-shirts, clay models of alien spacecraft, broken glasses, chalkboard equations, creaking swingset chains,  strange spinning lights above the suburbs. 

I decided to write this reaction like they are all mafia and the role they would all have~. This was SO fun to write.

Sangyeon

he’s the leader of the gang

keeps a low profile

knows everything that is going on

quick decision-maker

Jacob

in charge of finances

he will write down every single cent that comes in and goes out

he knows how much money they own and what they spend it on

will make everyone tell him if they use money and for what

specially Sunwoo

Younghoon

he’s the one who gets the information

investigates everything

does not look like a mafia member, you would never know

he’s job is mostly on the street, following targets, getting to know their routines, addresses, etc

mostly does not participate in violence, but he’s trained anyway

Hyunjae

underboss

really scary

he knows how to resolve situations in one second

he’s pretty tough, will not allow mistakes or uprises

knows how to keep everyone in line

but also helps everyone with their jobs 

gets into the lion’s den if he has to

Juyeon

very mysterious

you never know what he’s into

and that’s his charm

his jobs are probably the most difficult ones to keep a secret, and he’s an expert

he’s just a big ?? 

only Sangyeon knows what he does

might appear with blood on his skin or clothes often. You never know if it’s his or not.

Kevin

in charge of technology 

knows how to hack literally any device

very clean with his job, no mistakes allowed

also buys gadgets when necessary

and knows how to fix them

he’s a mf genius when it comes to technology

Chanhee

escort

not a prostitute though, he made Sangyeon promise that it wouldn’t happen

his flirting skills are no joke

uses his beauty to cover his true intentions

two drinks and a half an hour conversation and he already knows everything about you

is usually into the lion's den, since he’s right by the victim’s side

really good at slipping drugs into people’s drinks without they noticing

Changmin

wildcard

can do every job perfectly

not a fan of finances and technology though

prefers action

especially good with weapons and escorting, so he works a lot with Chanhee and with Sunwoo

but will do literally anything Sangyeon or Hyunjae ask him to do

Haknyeon

does the dirty job

doesn’t mind torturing, killing or hurting

mostly in charge of taking information from people they kidnap

he’s fucking scary

especially when he starts smiling, that’s when you know you’re fucked

will always get what he needs or what he wants

Sunwoo

king of weapons

he’s the one who gets them

does his job perfectly

knows how to use every single item he purchases

teaches the rest how to use them

Eric

the best drug dealer

he has a baby face so he uses that as a camouflage

approaches people their age to sell

small jobs since he’s still learning and Sangyeon is a bit scared that he gets too involved

a.n: not gonna lie, this was also another joke that i was having with author doie, and i just took it too far and now i have we a draft that says dumb word at that says “ *gets down on one knee* wil you be my pardner?” but enjoy?? LOL - author xuxi 

johnny

mark

ten

yangyang

chenle

jeno

haechan

yuta

jaemin

doyoung

winwin

hendery

taeyong

jisung

renjun

taeil 

jaehyun

xiaojun

jungwoo

lucas

kun