Taking Everybody's Blood

training your dog is not optional or a bonus. training your dog is an absolute necessity. training your dog is the rock bottom floor of responsible dog ownership just as much as feeding it is. if your dog is untrained it is unhappy, neglected, and a danger to you, itself, and everyone else. wake the fuck up. and i don’t mean teaching it a couple tricks and calling it a day, it’s the entire structure and nature of your relationship with the animal. it MUST do what you tell it to do, when you tell it to. its not a toy, it’s an animal with jaws that can crush bone.

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

Sneebert Deebert

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

batshit normal

I super do not want to

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce