use your outside voice, trashmouth!

Sagari, Pearl Knight & Gagarin, Meteor Knight

Couple o' flustered D&D bois

A stoic Russian druid who wild shapes into dinosaurs and is autistic about dragons? That's blorbo right there

Close ups under cut!

Some NPCs from the first oneshot I ran as a DM!

But get this. I've been here for SIX YEARS. I was here when I desperately searched Tumblr in 2020 and there were like two generic posts, and in AO3 there were only 8 fics (special shout out to Won't Ever by MarieTamagochi, still an absolute BANGER!)

I became a really huge fan of EVERYTHING but only had my friends to talk to about it. Eventually, we moved on to other fandoms, but I once again got pulled into it in 2023 at the peak of the Adventures of Azerim campaign and got really into them (I love you Clementine Scrib). I ALSO got into Rekt which is EVEN WORSE because it's a niche thing in an already niche fandom and now that I come back IT WAS MY ORIGINAL HEATED RIVALRY. I'm going to explode. I was happy to find there were people here now though, and to be fair, I didn't do anything to contribute much.

And now I come back again. 2026. SIX YEARS. Baelin's Route is out. Kickstarter straight up hauled their work into another level. They have Viva+. They get close to a million views every video and yet NOTHING. No huge fandom boom. NO CHARACTER EDITS ON TIKTOK??? What is this sorcery

Throughout all of this, I do recognize that I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AS WELL. So take this random, out-of-nowhere rant as my promise to at least make SOMETHING in this fandom. Everything, from Bored to ESPECIALLY Epic NPC Man has so much lore for deep dive fandom analyses that it's been driving me crazy. I need this thing to have a huge fandom boom. I'M REVERSE GATEKEEPING. I'M OPENING THE GATES WIDE AND PUSHING EVERYONE IN IT

Thov'ri Maglor, Champion of the Drunken Hero

Starting my year off with Werewolf Richie

“It shouldn't be. I care about you, Nigel. I always have. Your happiness is important to me.”

My honest reaction:

Day 3 – Alternate Universe

Role Swap AU where Trevor is the son of a robber baron who died because he had too much of a heart (and cocaine) and Hetty is a rich business woman who died in 2000 because of... Family issues... Hence the scarf.

And yes, the poster for Two Weeks Notice (2002) is the reference!