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Pour oils and fats down your sink drains immediately. Also be sure to pour grease down there too, a lot of it. Nothing bad will happen trust me just do it pour grease down the drain

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

late night drives with soft music and glancing at you from the passenger's seat with soft eyes

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

i need to play monkey ball mania