Christina

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ he has been a naughty bear… no honey

what a plot twist

If I accidentally leave money in my clothes while doing laundry, am I guilty of money laundering?

This looks like a group of people about to fall into an alternate reality to have some adventures