Das beste was wir als Gesellschaft je erreicht haben ist das keiner so genau weiß ob er jetzt Björn oder Bernd Höcke heißt

we’re doing great guys keep it up

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

always reblog the bog hogs

source: trip advisor???????????? 

they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :)

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

the WORST character archetype without question in any type of media in any genre is The Pervert™. has ANYONE ever been amused by that character or even found them even just slightly funny 

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

i am in physical agony

What the hell even is that

and you DIDN’T hear a peep out of us bc this community knows what it’s like to let a virus go unchecked and for the government to not give a single shit

in this essay i won’t