Djinni, not demon.

an article about me

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is

I’ll be completely honest here, if this is how you react when I take an opportunity to insult you, I really don’t want to know how you’d react if for some ungodly reason I complimented you instead.

Is this you testing the waters? Go on, Faquarl. Tell me I’m pretty.

You literally go out of your way to look “pretty” on a daily basis.

That wasn’t a compliment it was a statement of fact. You preen, it’s common knowledge.

So it’s fact that you think I’m the prettiest?

No, that honor goes to @queezles, great effort though.

Mm. Second prettiest then. Where would you rank, I wonder?

I’m going for the opposite end of the spectrum, so hopefully however low this ranking system happens to go.

Doing poorly in this respect as well? I mean... Ha. Anyway.... 

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can’t admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

You’re gushing like a preteen girl and to be perfectly frank it’s mildly disturbing.

Actually, I’m gushing like a proper Djinni. Thank you.

I’ll be completely honest here, if this is how you react when I take an opportunity to insult you, I really don’t want to know how you’d react if for some ungodly reason I complimented you instead.

Is this you testing the waters? Go on, Faquarl. Tell me I’m pretty.

You literally go out of your way to look “pretty” on a daily basis.

That wasn’t a compliment it was a statement of fact. You preen, it’s common knowledge.

So it’s fact that you think I’m the prettiest?

No, that honor goes to @queezles, great effort though.

Mm. Second prettiest then. Where would you rank, I wonder?

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can’t admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

You’re gushing like a preteen girl and to be perfectly frank it’s mildly disturbing.

Actually, I’m gushing like a proper Djinni. Thank you.

I’ll be completely honest here, if this is how you react when I take an opportunity to insult you, I really don’t want to know how you’d react if for some ungodly reason I complimented you instead.

Is this you testing the waters? Go on, Faquarl. Tell me I’m pretty.

You literally go out of your way to look “pretty” on a daily basis.

That wasn’t a compliment it was a statement of fact. You preen, it’s common knowledge.

So it’s fact that you think I’m the prettiest?

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can’t admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

You’re gushing like a preteen girl and to be perfectly frank it’s mildly disturbing.

Actually, I’m gushing like a proper Djinni. Thank you.

I’ll be completely honest here, if this is how you react when I take an opportunity to insult you, I really don’t want to know how you’d react if for some ungodly reason I complimented you instead.

Is this you testing the waters? Go on, Faquarl. Tell me I’m pretty.

You literally go out of your way to look “pretty” on a daily basis.

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can’t admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

You’re gushing like a preteen girl and to be perfectly frank it’s mildly disturbing.

Actually, I’m gushing like a proper Djinni. Thank you.

I’ll be completely honest here, if this is how you react when I take an opportunity to insult you, I really don’t want to know how you’d react if for some ungodly reason I complimented you instead.

Is this you testing the waters? Go on, Faquarl. Tell me I'm pretty.

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can’t admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

You’re gushing like a preteen girl and to be perfectly frank it’s mildly disturbing.

Actually, I'm gushing like a proper Djinni. Thank you.

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

How you managed to type that without vomiting is what I’d like to know.

Can't admit to yourself the truth of your feelings? Being so emotionally constipated must be exhausting.

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.

Oh. Faquarl it’s subtext. It was more than a petty insult. You actually had to sit down and think about me. I’m not afraid to admit that I can see your secret admiration of Yours Truly. 

I wonder what else Faquarl thinks about yours truly. Arguing on the internet over my Harry Potter house, so very flattering. 

Are you quite done making love to your own rear end?

Not quite, I need to savor this moment.