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Seeing that we're both djinni that have the same low opinion of a certain Bartimaeus of Uruk, do you have any embarrassing stories about him that the average spirit might not know?

Practically all of his embarrassing stories involve public humiliation, so no.

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Aren't demons technically just like rare pepes? People want them to reinforce their power and stuff

#bartimaeus #faquarl #art tag #chronotag #end me #Anonymous

DO YOU WATCH MASTERCHEF?

...yes...

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Faquarl, could you send me a recipe? I'm bored and I want to cook things.

>> The actual recipe can be found here

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Are you sad that this is going to be the last season of GBBO?

#bartimaeus #chronotag #art tag #end my suffering #Anonymous

Do you collect anything?

dank memes

#chronotag #its late who's going to even notice this #Anonymous

So you cool, but canan you even eat if you're a demon?

*can

Also, I’m a spirit. But anyhow. I cannot eat the food you generally eat, as it clogs up my essence. However when it comes to other living things, I can, as their essence galvanizes my own.

Unrelated but I do have a sense of taste regardless. I’ve answered that one before though.

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Are you mad the villain in Shrek is named after you?

…His name is “Farquaad” not “Faquarl” there is a - on the other hand you know what? Spread around the misconception that my name is Farquaad. Maybe there will be a magician stupid enough to believe it and I’ll get out of one lucky. I can have dreams too, can’t I?

#Im not sure what you were expecting #chronotag #motortitty

Could you tell if a hypothetical adorable kitten left on your doorstep was Bartimaeus? Hypothetically.

Almost immediately. You know I can still see beyond the first plane, right?

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Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?

No.

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HEY

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AND THEN THE PANTS WERE DEAD

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i bet u wish u were related to gerard way because hes hott

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HEY FAQUARL what do you think of My Immortal? If that's passe, what do you think of half-life full life consequences?

I read the first paragraph of My Immortal before giving up. I got just as far with the other one as well. You see, that’s the point I always ask myself “why am I doing this to myself” and after coming to the conclusion that I am slowly killing myself for absolutely no reason, I stop. Quite simple, really.

#anonymous #chronotag #are we reviewing fanfiction now #is that what we're doing

joons

ah thanks for the fic suggestion! it breaks my heart that we got so little of ptolemy

Same. He’s such a gem. But all of @chokopoppo’s fics are great, and I am very bad at remembering my other favorite bartolemy fics or I’d have more to rec! @lupevensies has written some wonderful ones, and you might ask @askfaquarl who might have a handy fic list??? :)

askfaquarl

...Something tells me you meant to “mention” somebody else.

Since I’m here though, you happen to mean this fic list, correct?

#chronotag #joons #if you think I havent read the filth some of you people put here you would be wrong

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