Mmmh.

Baby fucking SCARPERING the instant mama looks away, lmao.

She's back! Her name is Marician Dedeux Brown btw

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

Diva alert ⚠️

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

image description: laminated paper sign hung up on guardrails outside. the english-language text reads: For avoiing beasts. By swing the rope, bells ring. there's an illustration of a ringing bell, which causes a bear to flee the sanguine pedestrian. /end description