every single criminal minds episode
prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend
reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia
hotch: sorry guys, we have a case
jj: seven women were found dismembered
Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????
hotch: wheels up in twenty
*at local police precinct*
officer: thanks for coming to help out
prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–
hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile
reid: late twenties to early thirties
Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation
hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life
*in serial killer’s lair*
serial killer: I love you
serial killer: STAB STAB STAB
*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*
Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl
Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street
Morgan: you’re a miracle worker
Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work
Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*
*back at serial killer lair*
serial killer: *about to kill woman*
all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*
prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl
serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*
voiceover: *obscure quote*
reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart
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