Sanity in Sickness & Health

if i ever seem awkward in any interaction, it is just because i am awkward. hope that helps :)

quick, gandalf my dude, lay down a sick bassline for me

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

this new strain is called the genetic memory of your mammalian ancestors and when you smoke it you wake up as a small mouselike creature carefully treading through ash left in the wake of the chicxulub meteor impact 66 million years ago. and you dont wake up you live the whole rest of your life as a protomammal until youre eaten by a monitor lizard. and it helps you sleep

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

big shoutout to baked potatoes

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i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

The best way to watch anime. is actually. English dub with completely mismatched English subs. Because you get two interpretations at once. Which you can compare to synthesise a higher dimensional interpretation. It's like binocular vision.

You also engage more of your senses (reading, listening, seeing), thus increasing your active engagement, allowing you to better consume the media. Perhaps try listening to two different english dubs at once (one in each ear) and mouthing along would achive the most efficient media consumption❓

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’