evil baby ceo

My favorite part of mowing my 10000000000000 square foot lawn is the 99999999999999999999 bugs I destroy with my blades

rural guy with depression getting airlifted to the psych ward

I poo here

first he/they war criminal

AWESONE ITS PENIS

yooooo what if big chungus and harambe teamed up together to defeat the orange guy in the white house

Yooooo what if I fucked Jessica Rabbit

can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Fuck off with this kind of talk, you just have not had a real beer yet, you know why because you are a bunch of children. Are you surprised that beer does not taste like the juice box your mom packs you in your stupid lunch box. And I bet you have not even tasted piss before, pee is a delicacy in some parts of upper Germany, you are insaulting every beer maker east and west of the equator. You disgusting child

The beer and piss expert has logged on ...

hold on, east and west of the equator?

Germans drink pee??

*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you