If Cats Could Do Math

Relate your problem to a common board game.

Create a board game that relates to your problem.

Create a trading card game that requires solving an open problem to play optimally

Did you hear they're calling fields which don't have non-separable irreducible polynomials "perfect"? Unbelievable. I mean, it's the bare minimum. The bar is on the ground.

Use the word perfect to describe fields which have non-separable irreducible polynomials in conversation.

I’d like to note that, when pushed, he didn’t change the indexing letter, no. He just wrote √-1.

Pick one element out of each member of a collection of non-empty sets.

Some would argue that this belongs on @evilmathsuggestions

Let ε > 0 be a real number.

Ah, well there's an easy solution to that: always assume ESC by default and explicitly note when you're not using it. Then it's the lack of ESC which is bad :3

“always assume ESC by default and explicitly note when you're not using it”

now if you thought "group" is an unhelpful and nondescriptive name for a mathematical concept. just remember that the broader category of mathematical concepts that groups belong to is called, a "category". so it could always be worse

Honestly I enjoy very much the terminology of category theory. If I could only make one change to the whole field it would be to rename categories to monoids, and call what is currently a monoid simply a mon, to strengthen the analogy of groups versus groupoids.

4. Find someone doing this and retort "everything either has a 100% or 0% chance of happening, you just don't have enough information yet to say which". Hope you have the lung capacity for an animated debate while fleeing your local statistician(s) together.