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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?