Evilfreakinwizard

prog fans when the band is named chest pain and the guitarist lets out his bare dalmatians to grip the pedals with his toes:

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

NOOOOO MY PURITAN CHRISTIAN VALUES! WHAT IF YOU TEACH THE YOUNGER GENERATION THAT ITS OKAY?

you see the problem is once you start noticing casual misogyny and sexism and racism and homophobia and ableism you never STOP noticing it.

this would be funny but cracker is a fucking slur and i get called it far too much irl so excuse me for not laughing

bro ain't no fucking way this might be the most tumblr cracker fucking sentence I've ever heard

Beetle girlfriend eating her 12th aphid girlfriend this week.

I saw the TV glow and boy it fucked me up

@evilfreakingwizard

I YEARN

For what fledgling?

I YEARN

man I'm reblogging my own post daily, is it because I'm too lazy to rewrite it, 100%

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

do you ever get so horny from light teasing that you just start shaking and shivering. is that normal. and also get wet like immediately. is that normal is there any hope for me or am I too much of a lesbian