Out Of Context Critical Role Sentence Starters
āSeventeen! Puke on those fucking guards!āĀ
Ā "I would like to buy your hair for a hundred gold pieces.āĀ
Ā "You canāt walk off in the middle of hide-and-seek again! Iāve been in a barrel for an hour, I fell asleep in there!"Ā
Ā "I am a little evil magnet."Ā
Ā "Do you want to do a reach-around and see if you get a handful of wooden boob?"Ā
Ā "I show him my ass and I leave."Ā
Ā "I once saw him kill a man with his taint."Ā
Ā "I covered my hand in ink and, yeahā¦"Ā
Ā "My name is Burt Reynolds and that offends me."Ā
Ā "Your hands are just covered in piss now."Ā
Ā "Donāt worry, I still have my lips."Ā
Ā "You realize that I was born to shove things in holesā¦"Ā
Ā "Vomit on those bitches."Ā
Ā "Iām the most wicked narwhal of all time!"Ā
Ā "Some people have no sense of FUCKING HONOR."Ā
Ā "Youāll leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave."Ā
Ā "Remember that time you killed a kid?"Ā
Ā "Turn around 180 degrees then run as fast as you can."Ā
Ā "Iām just sitting in the corner going HAHAHAHAHAA!"Ā
"The butt flap is down."Ā
Ā "Itās not sexual at all, Iām not attracted to you! Like literally if it happened I would be ill."Ā
Ā "Alright, Iāll whip it out again."Ā
Ā "Hey, _____. How much XP would _____ get for drowning an entire cargo hold of slave children?"Ā
Ā "Whatās the term for when your penis is inverted?"Ā
Ā "Roses are red, violets are blue. Weāre both gnomes and you are sooooo foxy.ā
Ā "He smells of sandalwood. And dismissiveness.āĀ
Ā "And my thoughts are still fuck you, no way, bye-bye."Ā
Ā "Youāre right! He is no hollaback gnome."Ā
Ā "We donāt do anything with dignity!ā
Ā ā_____ās lifeless corpse has a pool of urine around it.āĀ
Ā "Nobody sweating more than isā¦you know necessary when being threatened by a big fuck-off dragon.āĀ
Ā "Hit him in the arse!"Ā
Ā "Most of what I do is long and hard."Ā
Ā "I just got one of those terrible ideas I get on occasion."Ā
Ā "I died as I lived. Hard."Ā
Ā "Iām gonna dominate the guy in front."Ā
Ā "YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT."Ā
Ā "Fancy fancy mustache that you cannot wipe off your face!"Ā
Ā "Hey, look! I found a hole!"Ā
Ā "Oh! I got hit with his dick!"Ā
Ā "Iāll just punch him in his dragon face."Ā
Ā "Iām going to stand over here and fail to stay in character."Ā
Ā "Nothing can go wrong. This is a great idea!"Ā
Ā "He was trying to corrupt my soul or whateverā¦but good luck with that."Ā
Ā "You were like a dick in a box."Ā
Ā "This probably isnāt a good idea butā¦whatever."Ā
Ā "Will you come check this hatch for boobies?ā