Eves Art :p

hi yeah it turns out that sometimes you can just ask “can i kiss you?” and it’s fine. you can just ask. and sometimes they say yes and sometimes they say no and it’s literally fine.

good news everyone, asking “can i kiss you” still works at increasing your chances of being kissed!! in case anyone was wondering it does in fact still work, i checked.

Daddy's on a Work Trip with Jesus to afford your Blueberry Budget.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Giggling so this is why everyone in tv world doesn’t miss the little fuck

What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog shit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit