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crying and planning my funeral and creating plans for arson (im in the pride parade tomorrow and cant find my gay cake earrings)

i have a Lot of keychains on my work keys (so they jingle loudly) (so i don't loose my keys) (i loose them. Frequently.) and one of them is a heart shaped charm of Starscream and quite often my coworkers ask to see all my keychains and everytime i watch as they look them over and stare at the (homemade) Starscream heart keychain (a gift from my brother) and they never ask about it but it's clear that they do, in fact, have questions about Starscream's presence in the heart

lots of teens with fingerless gloves at work today

unlocked a level of dysphoria causing statements called "you look like this woman who got murdered"