I HATE BEETLES >:(

Also it's a very Evil house. I built it myself!

is there anything I should be on my guard against?

Also it's a very Evil house. I built it myself!

It kills bugs

-the bunny merchant

@bunnynotravioli t

No I do NOT want to buy such a thing!

It kills bugs

-the bunny merchant

@bunnynotravioli t

No I do NOT want to buy such a thing!

I'm really lost.

My house is evilly on a mountain near the skull lake.

neutral, i suppose.

anyways I don’t know about other people, but I suppose I used to be foolish and good… a long time ago. But that part of me, as I have very clearly stated, is dead!

That is an unusual way to word that… I am going to assume you are also not telling the full truth!

Likewise, I understand that you don't fully trust me, don't worry, we're off on the wrong foot. As proof that I am a man of my word, if I ever get a beetle near you, you can take my most prized position, all my masks.

By the way, if you ever need help with a beetle, you can call me, I like eating beetles. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) In return, I would like you to help me if I have any questions in the future, please, as much as you can, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn't have time for that..

And... Welp... No..?

Ughhh ok. So. I’m going to trace this out in the dirt…

M A S K L I N K

Mhm... That's my name? Allright, allright... Just let me...

M A S K L I N K

Oh! Thanks..! Of course I can, I have a good memory. I think Captain wrote like this...

Mask Link

Captain has very nice handwriting, or so Zel said. Did I write it correctly?

goodness! Are you sure you needed my help? That’s an entirely different style of lettering… are you lying to me again?

Oh, no! Not at all. Captain told me how he wrote his handwriting like that. He said he made a looooot of curves, and that was it. I never dared tell him I couldn't write at all but, well, I only did what he told me.

Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry... Just let me...

*signs the contract whit an “Mask Link”*

I have been told, however, by a trusted source, that we cannot do our best at our jobs if we don’t take care of ourselves, first! I’m still not sure what to think of it… do you have an opinion?

Alright… and let me see the contract, please! Wait…

OK. WHO TAUGHT YOU LOWER CASE PRINT???

Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can confirm that. You have to take care of yourself first, otherwise your body will physically and/or mentally collapse to force you to do so. But, well, it seems that some of us have to take care of ourselves, don't ya' think?

I'm not lying, I swear!!! I've already told you! I have good memory, all heroes need good memory! I've seen many letters, I've seen many ways of writing, from Zelda's letters to Captain's reports. That's the font my sister Saria used, sorry for use it..(?

I didn't write it like that the first time because you told me to copy what you writted, so I wrote it exactly the same, with the same handwriting.

hmm, yes. After some consideration I think I will look more into this whole taking care of myself so that I can take better care of my business… It seems many people consider this the way to go.

but shouldn’t taking care of oneself include a support system? You may be very self sufficient but you are still young. Children are more vulnerable in an emotional way.. things are very impactful when you’re young, especially when you don’t have someone you can trust to help you understand and grow… I should know!

Ugh. This is completely nonsensical! The first thing I asked you to do was sign a contract and you said you couldn’t write? So then I taught you capital letters, and you somehow magically learned the association between capital and lowercase letters which have very different shapes!!!

If you can’t explain this there is definitely something fishy at work.

I think I understand your point, and I can say you're right too. But support system?? What do you mean about?

I said I couldn't write 'cause I didn't know how to write my name to sig but I recognize it. Matching isn't that difficult! If you put together two sentences that you know have the same meaning, you can match the letters! From the way you say it, it seems like I did a great thing, but associating is not difficult at all if I can do it, it was part of my job anyways.

well… from my understanding, a support system is when you have people you can rely on when you can’t handle everything yourself? So I suppose, if you were struggling to carry out a task or experiencing mental turmoil, they could help you deal with or move past it? I myself haven’t experienced anything like this but I’ve been informed it’s healthy.

Mmmmmmmm... It's something I may have experienced, or well, at least, something similar whit my fairies. You've never experienced anything like this? Really? Not even once in your life?

Not wanting to talk about things is entirely understandable… I’m still baffled by your whole deal, though, make no mistake.

. . .

You're fucking making fun of me? Seriously? You? Pfff... How idiot I were...

WOAH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Good evil heavens, boy! In what way am I making fun of you? AND do NOT pull out that language on me when I have been nothing but polite in the way I have spoken to you!

And don't tell me how damn I need to speak! I've been fucking trying again and again to not take you as a stranger and to have some clue of closeness 'cause you don't seem like a bad person but the only thing you do is distrust me and call me a liar!! What the hell do I have to do to get someone to believe me?!

This yelling match with merely escalate should I not intervene. You two need to hold your horses for a moment and sit back down. @evilbeedle , you talk as though you hold yourself higher than the ones you’re speaking to. And in quite a condescending way. Your words can easily be misinterpreted. You may think that you have been polite, but instead you sounded quite rude and demanding. Please, try to reflect on yourself. Or, at least, talk with me.

*presses lips together and crosses arms*

Yes, your majesty.

I don't promise I won't be rude, but I don't want the problem to just stay that way.

@evilbeedle

I- uhm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for yelling at you and accusing you... And also for have confused you and then getting upset about it. And for a lot of other things I shouldn't have tell you.

I'm really lost.

I'm really lost.

anyways I don’t know about other people, but I suppose I used to be foolish and good… a long time ago. But that part of me, as I have very clearly stated, is dead!

That is an unusual way to word that… I am going to assume you are also not telling the full truth!

Likewise, I understand that you don't fully trust me, don't worry, we're off on the wrong foot. As proof that I am a man of my word, if I ever get a beetle near you, you can take my most prized position, all my masks.

By the way, if you ever need help with a beetle, you can call me, I like eating beetles. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) In return, I would like you to help me if I have any questions in the future, please, as much as you can, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn't have time for that..

And... Welp... No..?

Ughhh ok. So. I’m going to trace this out in the dirt…

M A S K L I N K

Mhm... That's my name? Allright, allright... Just let me...

M A S K L I N K

Oh! Thanks..! Of course I can, I have a good memory. I think Captain wrote like this...

Mask Link

Captain has very nice handwriting, or so Zel said. Did I write it correctly?

goodness! Are you sure you needed my help? That’s an entirely different style of lettering… are you lying to me again?

Oh, no! Not at all. Captain told me how he wrote his handwriting like that. He said he made a looooot of curves, and that was it. I never dared tell him I couldn't write at all but, well, I only did what he told me.

Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry... Just let me...

*signs the contract whit an “Mask Link”*

I have been told, however, by a trusted source, that we cannot do our best at our jobs if we don’t take care of ourselves, first! I’m still not sure what to think of it… do you have an opinion?

Alright… and let me see the contract, please! Wait…

OK. WHO TAUGHT YOU LOWER CASE PRINT???

Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can confirm that. You have to take care of yourself first, otherwise your body will physically and/or mentally collapse to force you to do so. But, well, it seems that some of us have to take care of ourselves, don't ya' think?

I'm not lying, I swear!!! I've already told you! I have good memory, all heroes need good memory! I've seen many letters, I've seen many ways of writing, from Zelda's letters to Captain's reports. That's the font my sister Saria used, sorry for use it..(?

I didn't write it like that the first time because you told me to copy what you writted, so I wrote it exactly the same, with the same handwriting.

hmm, yes. After some consideration I think I will look more into this whole taking care of myself so that I can take better care of my business… It seems many people consider this the way to go.

but shouldn’t taking care of oneself include a support system? You may be very self sufficient but you are still young. Children are more vulnerable in an emotional way.. things are very impactful when you’re young, especially when you don’t have someone you can trust to help you understand and grow… I should know!

Ugh. This is completely nonsensical! The first thing I asked you to do was sign a contract and you said you couldn’t write? So then I taught you capital letters, and you somehow magically learned the association between capital and lowercase letters which have very different shapes!!!

If you can’t explain this there is definitely something fishy at work.

I think I understand your point, and I can say you're right too. But support system?? What do you mean about?

I said I couldn't write 'cause I didn't know how to write my name to sig but I recognize it. Matching isn't that difficult! If you put together two sentences that you know have the same meaning, you can match the letters! From the way you say it, it seems like I did a great thing, but associating is not difficult at all if I can do it, it was part of my job anyways.

well… from my understanding, a support system is when you have people you can rely on when you can’t handle everything yourself? So I suppose, if you were struggling to carry out a task or experiencing mental turmoil, they could help you deal with or move past it? I myself haven’t experienced anything like this but I’ve been informed it’s healthy.

Mmmmmmmm... It's something I may have experienced, or well, at least, something similar whit my fairies. You've never experienced anything like this? Really? Not even once in your life?

Not wanting to talk about things is entirely understandable… I’m still baffled by your whole deal, though, make no mistake.

. . .

You're fucking making fun of me? Seriously? You? Pfff... How idiot I were...

WOAH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Good evil heavens, boy! In what way am I making fun of you? AND do NOT pull out that language on me when I have been nothing but polite in the way I have spoken to you!

And don't tell me how damn I need to speak! I've been fucking trying again and again to not take you as a stranger and to have some clue of closeness 'cause you don't seem like a bad person but the only thing you do is distrust me and call me a liar!! What the hell do I have to do to get someone to believe me?!

This yelling match with merely escalate should I not intervene. You two need to hold your horses for a moment and sit back down. @evilbeedle , you talk as though you hold yourself higher than the ones you’re speaking to. And in quite a condescending way. Your words can easily be misinterpreted. You may think that you have been polite, but instead you sounded quite rude and demanding. Please, try to reflect on yourself. Or, at least, talk with me.

*presses lips together and crosses arms*

Yes, your majesty.

I don't promise I won't be rude, but I don't want the problem to just stay that way.

@evilbeedle

I- uhm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for yelling at you and accusing you... And also for have confused you and then getting upset about it. And for a lot of other things I shouldn't have tell you.

anyways I don’t know about other people, but I suppose I used to be foolish and good… a long time ago. But that part of me, as I have very clearly stated, is dead!

That is an unusual way to word that… I am going to assume you are also not telling the full truth!

Likewise, I understand that you don't fully trust me, don't worry, we're off on the wrong foot. As proof that I am a man of my word, if I ever get a beetle near you, you can take my most prized position, all my masks.

By the way, if you ever need help with a beetle, you can call me, I like eating beetles. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) In return, I would like you to help me if I have any questions in the future, please, as much as you can, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn't have time for that..

And... Welp... No..?

Ughhh ok. So. I’m going to trace this out in the dirt…

M A S K L I N K

Mhm... That's my name? Allright, allright... Just let me...

M A S K L I N K

Oh! Thanks..! Of course I can, I have a good memory. I think Captain wrote like this...

Mask Link

Captain has very nice handwriting, or so Zel said. Did I write it correctly?

goodness! Are you sure you needed my help? That’s an entirely different style of lettering… are you lying to me again?

Oh, no! Not at all. Captain told me how he wrote his handwriting like that. He said he made a looooot of curves, and that was it. I never dared tell him I couldn't write at all but, well, I only did what he told me.

Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry... Just let me...

*signs the contract whit an “Mask Link”*

I have been told, however, by a trusted source, that we cannot do our best at our jobs if we don’t take care of ourselves, first! I’m still not sure what to think of it… do you have an opinion?

Alright… and let me see the contract, please! Wait…

OK. WHO TAUGHT YOU LOWER CASE PRINT???

Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can confirm that. You have to take care of yourself first, otherwise your body will physically and/or mentally collapse to force you to do so. But, well, it seems that some of us have to take care of ourselves, don't ya' think?

I'm not lying, I swear!!! I've already told you! I have good memory, all heroes need good memory! I've seen many letters, I've seen many ways of writing, from Zelda's letters to Captain's reports. That's the font my sister Saria used, sorry for use it..(?

I didn't write it like that the first time because you told me to copy what you writted, so I wrote it exactly the same, with the same handwriting.

hmm, yes. After some consideration I think I will look more into this whole taking care of myself so that I can take better care of my business… It seems many people consider this the way to go.

but shouldn’t taking care of oneself include a support system? You may be very self sufficient but you are still young. Children are more vulnerable in an emotional way.. things are very impactful when you’re young, especially when you don’t have someone you can trust to help you understand and grow… I should know!

Ugh. This is completely nonsensical! The first thing I asked you to do was sign a contract and you said you couldn’t write? So then I taught you capital letters, and you somehow magically learned the association between capital and lowercase letters which have very different shapes!!!

If you can’t explain this there is definitely something fishy at work.

I think I understand your point, and I can say you're right too. But support system?? What do you mean about?

I said I couldn't write 'cause I didn't know how to write my name to sig but I recognize it. Matching isn't that difficult! If you put together two sentences that you know have the same meaning, you can match the letters! From the way you say it, it seems like I did a great thing, but associating is not difficult at all if I can do it, it was part of my job anyways.

well… from my understanding, a support system is when you have people you can rely on when you can’t handle everything yourself? So I suppose, if you were struggling to carry out a task or experiencing mental turmoil, they could help you deal with or move past it? I myself haven’t experienced anything like this but I’ve been informed it’s healthy.

Mmmmmmmm... It's something I may have experienced, or well, at least, something similar whit my fairies. You've never experienced anything like this? Really? Not even once in your life?

Not wanting to talk about things is entirely understandable… I’m still baffled by your whole deal, though, make no mistake.

. . .

You're fucking making fun of me? Seriously? You? Pfff... How idiot I were...

WOAH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Good evil heavens, boy! In what way am I making fun of you? AND do NOT pull out that language on me when I have been nothing but polite in the way I have spoken to you!

And don't tell me how damn I need to speak! I've been fucking trying again and again to not take you as a stranger and to have some clue of closeness 'cause you don't seem like a bad person but the only thing you do is distrust me and call me a liar!! What the hell do I have to do to get someone to believe me?!

This yelling match with merely escalate should I not intervene. You two need to hold your horses for a moment and sit back down. @evilbeedle , you talk as though you hold yourself higher than the ones you’re speaking to. And in quite a condescending way. Your words can easily be misinterpreted. You may think that you have been polite, but instead you sounded quite rude and demanding. Please, try to reflect on yourself. Or, at least, talk with me.

anyways I don’t know about other people, but I suppose I used to be foolish and good… a long time ago. But that part of me, as I have very clearly stated, is dead!

That is an unusual way to word that… I am going to assume you are also not telling the full truth!

Likewise, I understand that you don't fully trust me, don't worry, we're off on the wrong foot. As proof that I am a man of my word, if I ever get a beetle near you, you can take my most prized position, all my masks.

By the way, if you ever need help with a beetle, you can call me, I like eating beetles. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) In return, I would like you to help me if I have any questions in the future, please, as much as you can, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn't have time for that..

And... Welp... No..?

Ughhh ok. So. I’m going to trace this out in the dirt…

M A S K L I N K

Mhm... That's my name? Allright, allright... Just let me...

M A S K L I N K

Oh! Thanks..! Of course I can, I have a good memory. I think Captain wrote like this...

Mask Link

Captain has very nice handwriting, or so Zel said. Did I write it correctly?

goodness! Are you sure you needed my help? That’s an entirely different style of lettering… are you lying to me again?

Oh, no! Not at all. Captain told me how he wrote his handwriting like that. He said he made a looooot of curves, and that was it. I never dared tell him I couldn't write at all but, well, I only did what he told me.

Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry... Just let me...

*signs the contract whit an “Mask Link”*

I have been told, however, by a trusted source, that we cannot do our best at our jobs if we don’t take care of ourselves, first! I’m still not sure what to think of it… do you have an opinion?

Alright… and let me see the contract, please! Wait…

OK. WHO TAUGHT YOU LOWER CASE PRINT???

Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can confirm that. You have to take care of yourself first, otherwise your body will physically and/or mentally collapse to force you to do so. But, well, it seems that some of us have to take care of ourselves, don't ya' think?

I'm not lying, I swear!!! I've already told you! I have good memory, all heroes need good memory! I've seen many letters, I've seen many ways of writing, from Zelda's letters to Captain's reports. That's the font my sister Saria used, sorry for use it..(?

I didn't write it like that the first time because you told me to copy what you writted, so I wrote it exactly the same, with the same handwriting.

hmm, yes. After some consideration I think I will look more into this whole taking care of myself so that I can take better care of my business… It seems many people consider this the way to go.

but shouldn’t taking care of oneself include a support system? You may be very self sufficient but you are still young. Children are more vulnerable in an emotional way.. things are very impactful when you’re young, especially when you don’t have someone you can trust to help you understand and grow… I should know!

Ugh. This is completely nonsensical! The first thing I asked you to do was sign a contract and you said you couldn’t write? So then I taught you capital letters, and you somehow magically learned the association between capital and lowercase letters which have very different shapes!!!

If you can’t explain this there is definitely something fishy at work.

I think I understand your point, and I can say you're right too. But support system?? What do you mean about?

I said I couldn't write 'cause I didn't know how to write my name to sig but I recognize it. Matching isn't that difficult! If you put together two sentences that you know have the same meaning, you can match the letters! From the way you say it, it seems like I did a great thing, but associating is not difficult at all if I can do it, it was part of my job anyways.

well… from my understanding, a support system is when you have people you can rely on when you can’t handle everything yourself? So I suppose, if you were struggling to carry out a task or experiencing mental turmoil, they could help you deal with or move past it? I myself haven’t experienced anything like this but I’ve been informed it’s healthy.

Mmmmmmmm... It's something I may have experienced, or well, at least, something similar whit my fairies. You've never experienced anything like this? Really? Not even once in your life?

Not wanting to talk about things is entirely understandable… I’m still baffled by your whole deal, though, make no mistake.

. . .

You're fucking making fun of me? Seriously? You? Pfff... How idiot I were...

WOAH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Good evil heavens, boy! In what way am I making fun of you? AND do NOT pull out that language on me when I have been nothing but polite in the way I have spoken to you!

And don't tell me how damn I need to speak! I've been fucking trying again and again to not take you as a stranger and to have some clue of closeness 'cause you don't seem like a bad person but the only thing you do is distrust me and call me a liar!! What the hell do I have to do to get someone to believe me?!

This yelling match with merely escalate should I not intervene. You two need to hold your horses for a moment and sit back down. @evilbeedle , you talk as though you hold yourself higher than the ones you’re speaking to. And in quite a condescending way. Your words can easily be misinterpreted. You may think that you have been polite, but instead you sounded quite rude and demanding. Please, try to reflect on yourself. Or, at least, talk with me.

anyways I don’t know about other people, but I suppose I used to be foolish and good… a long time ago. But that part of me, as I have very clearly stated, is dead!

That is an unusual way to word that… I am going to assume you are also not telling the full truth!

Likewise, I understand that you don't fully trust me, don't worry, we're off on the wrong foot. As proof that I am a man of my word, if I ever get a beetle near you, you can take my most prized position, all my masks.

By the way, if you ever need help with a beetle, you can call me, I like eating beetles. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) In return, I would like you to help me if I have any questions in the future, please, as much as you can, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn't have time for that..

And... Welp... No..?

Ughhh ok. So. I’m going to trace this out in the dirt…

M A S K L I N K

Mhm... That's my name? Allright, allright... Just let me...

M A S K L I N K

Oh! Thanks..! Of course I can, I have a good memory. I think Captain wrote like this...

Mask Link

Captain has very nice handwriting, or so Zel said. Did I write it correctly?

goodness! Are you sure you needed my help? That’s an entirely different style of lettering… are you lying to me again?

Oh, no! Not at all. Captain told me how he wrote his handwriting like that. He said he made a looooot of curves, and that was it. I never dared tell him I couldn't write at all but, well, I only did what he told me.

Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry... Just let me...

*signs the contract whit an “Mask Link”*

I have been told, however, by a trusted source, that we cannot do our best at our jobs if we don’t take care of ourselves, first! I’m still not sure what to think of it… do you have an opinion?

Alright… and let me see the contract, please! Wait…

OK. WHO TAUGHT YOU LOWER CASE PRINT???

Yeah, yeah, that's right. I can confirm that. You have to take care of yourself first, otherwise your body will physically and/or mentally collapse to force you to do so. But, well, it seems that some of us have to take care of ourselves, don't ya' think?

I'm not lying, I swear!!! I've already told you! I have good memory, all heroes need good memory! I've seen many letters, I've seen many ways of writing, from Zelda's letters to Captain's reports. That's the font my sister Saria used, sorry for use it..(?

I didn't write it like that the first time because you told me to copy what you writted, so I wrote it exactly the same, with the same handwriting.

hmm, yes. After some consideration I think I will look more into this whole taking care of myself so that I can take better care of my business… It seems many people consider this the way to go.

but shouldn’t taking care of oneself include a support system? You may be very self sufficient but you are still young. Children are more vulnerable in an emotional way.. things are very impactful when you’re young, especially when you don’t have someone you can trust to help you understand and grow… I should know!

Ugh. This is completely nonsensical! The first thing I asked you to do was sign a contract and you said you couldn’t write? So then I taught you capital letters, and you somehow magically learned the association between capital and lowercase letters which have very different shapes!!!

If you can’t explain this there is definitely something fishy at work.

I think I understand your point, and I can say you're right too. But support system?? What do you mean about?

I said I couldn't write 'cause I didn't know how to write my name to sig but I recognize it. Matching isn't that difficult! If you put together two sentences that you know have the same meaning, you can match the letters! From the way you say it, it seems like I did a great thing, but associating is not difficult at all if I can do it, it was part of my job anyways.

well… from my understanding, a support system is when you have people you can rely on when you can’t handle everything yourself? So I suppose, if you were struggling to carry out a task or experiencing mental turmoil, they could help you deal with or move past it? I myself haven’t experienced anything like this but I’ve been informed it’s healthy.

Mmmmmmmm... It's something I may have experienced, or well, at least, something similar whit my fairies. You've never experienced anything like this? Really? Not even once in your life?

Not wanting to talk about things is entirely understandable… I’m still baffled by your whole deal, though, make no mistake.

. . .

You're fucking making fun of me? Seriously? You? Pfff... How idiot I were...

WOAH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Good evil heavens, boy! In what way am I making fun of you? AND do NOT pull out that language on me when I have been nothing but polite in the way I have spoken to you!

And don't tell me how damn I need to speak! I've been fucking trying again and again to not take you as a stranger and to have some clue of closeness 'cause you don't seem like a bad person but the only thing you do is distrust me and call me a liar!! What the hell do I have to do to get someone to believe me?!

If you really consider yourself a failure (which honestly I DO NOT see, perhaps explain?), put effort into growing better!

I have perfectly good reasons to distrust you, you know. Our first meeting was everything other than pleasant for me, and you began this one by asking me a lot of questions about how my fellow evils and function. When I asked you to sign a contract to confirm your goodwill towards myself, you declared you didn’t know how to read! Which is fine! Not great that no one taught you, but it clearly wasn’t by choice! And so I decide to help you, and what do you reveal? That you seemingly remembered how other people had written your name this entire time? It feels very inconsistent to me, and possibly like you were trying to delay the signing!

HOWEVER. I did in fact let that go. I said I was willing to forget it! I will still keep my eye on you, because whenever I grow suspicious, you suddenly start appealing to my emotions, playing helpless when I know you are quite powerful, and all in all showing many signs of manipulating me!

suppose, though, that you are telling the truth. (and I am not against trusting you! I’m just not a very trusting individual and you are not making it easy…) if that is so then you are a failure. Tough luck, we all fail sometimes! I haven’t eradicated all beetles and every second I spend on something else gives them more time to reproduce, but I haven’t given up on my dreams! Mostly…

I keep trying! If you really failed (Hyrule seems perfectly fine to ME, though?), then make it right instead of treating yourself like a loser. You seem more like a WINNER to me, as much as I hate to admit it. You’ve got spirit!

Evil Boss do you sleep in grass? Where bugs go?

You focus so much on this cause you claim not to have friends. All teasing about legal parenting or not you don't seem to know How to settle down even after you get your goal.

It's nice to have a place to go and people to talk to. I love my evil house. I have some lovely evil flowers that keep the silence away and protection from beetles. I have people who care evilly about me and would come help me outside of a professional capacity.

hey. Wait. Stop tempting me! I can’t have this stuff so just stop it, please.

Who says you can't have it?

I didn't know that about your good counterpart. I've been busy. I think I might be befriending a hungry carnivorous fairy fountain?

my good counterpart stopped existing centuries ago. Thankfully.

Oh? That creepy thing? I think it wanted to eat me… you should beware of it… it would be unfortunate to lose one of my best employees. How is it going, though?

I've been feeding the fountain beetles! It also likes steak >:) I haven't been eaten yet so that's always a plus.

Beetles… oh goodness that is definitely a Choice. I suppose at least you are disposing of them that way. You should definitely take care, though. That thing is unpredictable… you never know…

Have you been eating actual meals or... sleeping enough? You can't evilly defecate yourself to a cause if you aren't in evil health.

Hmm... maybe you could ask Evil Malonnn? I haven't spoken with her much but she seems to have better boundaries than Evil Bright Dad.

I like the fountain it's Very Evil. It has teeth! It's okay I'll bite her back if she tries to eat me.

I suppose you are right about staying healthy… perhaps I shall ask her. I am glad you understand about Tingle.

hmm. Do keep an eye out, please. From the looks of that thing it probably has far more teeth than you do.

I'm pretty sure she will have some ideas. I wouldn't ask Tingle if you didn't want to be like - magically tucked into bed and sung an evil lullaby?

I will! It's friendly so far, apparently it can also move! I think I'll take it some fruit later.

Euuugh that sounds awful… I certainly will not be going to him any time soon!

Well, I can only warn you so much. Please be safe.