Jul 18, 2025
HIYYAAA
About BEEDLE and THE ENTERPRISE:
Beetles are nasty and disgusting creatures that must be burned with fire
yes, even ladybugs >:(
I am currently hiring volunteers to help with handling and burning the beetles. They will not get paid.
Rupees are a construct meant to control us. The only currency I deal in is beetle death
instead of buying, selling, or trading, I propose we steal things.
I’m very dedicated to the cause and I expect the same from those who join me
yes I have a tragic backstory please don’t (do) ask about it
Propaganda under the cut
