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REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

MY FUCKONG POLL

young-stanford-pines-offical

Bill. I think you’re getting too into this.

YOU’RE GETTING TOO INTO THIS!

I’M GONNA GO GET A MILKSHAKE

So anyway as promised here's all those one eyed geometric figures to convince unconvinced because Howl is winning.

How can Howl be winning to these candidates?!

Eh, Bill?

WOWEE! LOOK AT ALL THOSE HANDSOME EYES!

I know!

How can Howl win against such charisma and aura as

When he be looking like this?

#Bet Magolor isn't even in the competition #Or Dimentio

Also, just look at this:

The official pride flag has Bill on it.

I don't see Howl on any flags, do you?

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REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

MY FUCKONG POLL

young-stanford-pines-offical

Bill. I think you’re getting too into this.

YOU’RE GETTING TOO INTO THIS!

I’M GONNA GO GET A MILKSHAKE

So anyway as promised here's all those one eyed geometric figures to convince unconvinced because Howl is winning.

How can Howl be winning to these candidates?!

Eh, Bill?

WOWEE! LOOK AT ALL THOSE HANDSOME EYES!

#Howl pog #Gasp #Zero #Bill Cipher the Demon Guy #It's literally called #The white stranger

I know!

How can Howl win against such charisma and aura as

When he be looking like this?

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

MY FUCKONG POLL

young-stanford-pines-offical

Bill. I think you’re getting too into this.

YOU’RE GETTING TOO INTO THIS!

I’M GONNA GO GET A MILKSHAKE

#Anklager #0² #Zero #Dark Matter #Bill Cipher #The Mushroom Man #Cloud People #Watchtower #Whos Howl?#never heard of him

So anyway as promised here's all those one eyed geometric figures to convince unconvinced because Howl is winning.

How can Howl be winning to these candidates?!

Eh, Bill?

And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

Would you stop being a bore? And I am different Dimentio from the timeline where I not died!

Great!

I get to kill you more!

Oh, for Void's sake, just keep a tally!

Thank you!

[DEAR LORD THERE'S NO YELLOW ANYWAY HERES SOME PEAK MUSIC]

What did I do to you :(

Not die.

So anyways, not in front of the child okay byeeeee

[RED]

So anyway because it's red we called it Dimension C.

[Something, something, genocide]

No spoilers please... there are no cinemas in my dimension... ;(

Caine is Ness.

Fight me.

What?

Oh my Void it's beautiful....

Let's replase Mona Lisa with this flag ...

And then burn Mona Lisa!

[Pulls out four legitimate copies of the Mona Lisa]

*throws a torch at them*

Ahahahahahahaha!!! BURN!

#The Legendary ballet child #He has arrived #Like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic

Oh, what a pity....

You seem to have missed them.

[Magolor is on the other side of Dimentio, with the paintings in hand]

How on earth did he do that?

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Void damn it!!!!

And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

Would you stop being a bore? And I am different Dimentio from the timeline where I not died!

Great!

I get to kill you more!

Oh, for Void's sake, just keep a tally!

Thank you!

[DEAR LORD THERE'S NO YELLOW ANYWAY HERES SOME PEAK MUSIC]

What did I do to you :(

Not die.

So anyways, not in front of the child okay byeeeee

[RED]

So anyway because it's red we called it Dimension C.

[Something, something, genocide]

No spoilers please... there are no cinemas in my dimension... ;(

Caine is Ness.

Fight me.

What?

Oh my Void it's beautiful....

Let's replase Mona Lisa with this flag ...

And then burn Mona Lisa!

[Pulls out four legitimate copies of the Mona Lisa]

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And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

Would you stop being a bore? And I am different Dimentio from the timeline where I not died!

Great!

I get to kill you more!

Oh, for Void's sake, just keep a tally!

Thank you!

[DEAR LORD THERE'S NO YELLOW ANYWAY HERES SOME PEAK MUSIC]

What did I do to you :(

Not die.

So anyways, not in front of the child okay byeeeee

[RED]

So anyway because it's red we called it Dimension C.

[Something, something, genocide]

No spoilers please... there are no cinemas in my dimension... ;(

#Chat it's the Dimentio flag #Nonbinary flag jumpscare #Insert obligatory jumpscare music

Caine is Ness.

Fight me.

What?

Oh my Void it's beautiful....

And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

Would you stop being a bore? And I am different Dimentio from the timeline where I not died!

Great!

I get to kill you more!

Oh, for Void's sake, just keep a tally!

Thank you!

[DEAR LORD THERE'S NO YELLOW ANYWAY HERES SOME PEAK MUSIC]

What did I do to you :(

#Wait is that the legendary Sans Undertale?!#Wait us that the legendary Gooseworx?!#IS THAT SANS TADC?!#SANS IS JAX???!!!#Caine is Ness.

Not die.

So anyways, not in front of the child okay byeeeee

[RED]

So anyway because it's red we called it Dimension C.

[Something, something, genocide]

And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

Would you stop being a bore? And I am different Dimentio from the timeline where I not died!

Great!

I get to kill you more!

Oh, for Void's sake, just keep a tally!

Thank you!

[DEAR LORD THERE'S NO YELLOW ANYWAY HERES SOME PEAK MUSIC]

And so I arrive! Like a grand plagues upon the land of Egypt!

So arrives Master of Dimensions!

Pleaser of crowds!

(almost) Destructor of the Universe!

SO ARRIVES-

oh hi there little girl! :D

Hi! Uh, you're not gonna destroy my universe, right?

Mabely

Please don't! that almost happened, like, twice and it was not fun :( once it was my fault but... yeah.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay :D

#Oh God he capitalised LOVE #no not the undertales #MEGALOVANIA

Would you stop following me around and being a Void damn nuisance?

I know you just came back to life, but I've died three times and, oh, I would just LOVE to even the count.

[DETERMINATION]

1 bar, and I'll kill you.

Makes killing you hurt less.

Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello!!!!

I'm Mabel, who are you guys??

And I...

Am Dimentio.

Heheh cool! What brings you to Gravity Falls?

We're just travelling dimensions

And we're hoping to find someone...

Trustworthy enough.

Ah, perhaps I should show rather than tell...

Don't mind that the Count's in the photo.

So, these are called the Pure Hearts, and they are extremely powerful magical artifacts.

Luckily, they can only be used for good.

One at a time.

But I don't want anyone exploiting them for evil somehow.

So!

Seeing as the white one's my nephew...

The white one is the one that looks sort of pink....

Pick a colour!

Me? okay, uhh... Purple! no, blue- or maybe yellow?

Alright then, we're doing this the fun way.

Which of these words would you say best describes you?

DETERMINATION

BRAVERY

JUSTICE

KINDNESS

PATIENCE

INTEGRITY

PERSEVERANCE

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1 bar, and I'll kill you.

Makes killing you hurt less.

Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello!!!!

I'm Mabel, who are you guys??

And I...

Am Dimentio.

Heheh cool! What brings you to Gravity Falls?

We're just travelling dimensions

And we're hoping to find someone...

Trustworthy enough.

Ah, perhaps I should show rather than tell...

Don't mind that the Count's in the photo.

So, these are called the Pure Hearts, and they are extremely powerful magical artifacts.

Luckily, they can only be used for good.

One at a time.

But I don't want anyone exploiting them for evil somehow.

So!

Seeing as the white one's my nephew...

The white one is the one that looks sort of pink....

Pick a colour!

cooll...guyt...soscool

Which one???

And by majority vote....

Everyone that isn't Magolor.

incognitostunner

whirchever one has the pretty colors

Not...

Really...

Helping.

incognitostunner

the first guy! the first one with the pretty shapes and cool colors

Thank you. Really clears things up.

And the vote was correct.

cooll...guyt...soscool

Which one???

And by majority vote....

Everyone that isn't Magolor.

incognitostunner

whirchever one has the pretty colors

Not...

Really...

Helping.

1 bar, and I'll kill you.

Makes killing you hurt less.

Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello!!!!

I'm Mabel, who are you guys??

#Asks #TEASING magolor #dimentio #paolo afac #oscar afac #Magolor

And I...

Am Dimentio.

cooll...guyt...soscool

Which one???

And by majority vote....

Everyone that isn't Magolor.

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Magolor. I've said this fifty times in forty-two universes. The final digits of pi is 5. I cannot keep saying this!

Wrong 5!

10²⁴'⁵³⁴'⁷⁸⁹ digits. I counted.

What.

(Sounds of hammer and concussion)

That is no way to greet someone!

No! Nobody would mention it in your vicinity!

Terribly sorry about him...

Uhhh.... can I help you?

Can we help you?

Just asking, do you prefer cinnamon or butterscotch?

Noted.

(Don't ask)

I'm confused. Who are you? All of you?

I [extreme bows] am Dimentio.

And, I am going to be verrry honest.

I am nearly 8,000, and yet Magolor forces me to almost constantly be confused.

You aren't alone.

Cool... I'm assuming you're not from around here. Gravity Falls, that is.

No. Very much I am not.

Most people start losing sanity when I sat I'm almost 8,000, so I presume you have experience with oddity?

[Triple glove slap combo]

Stop with your Filbism nonsense.

He found a weird religion about eating chairs and now-

You can see.

Uh- well, this town is supposed to be a weirdness magnet, so...

Interesting.

So, do you have any hob-

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Every time!

Too fast.

Um... I like investigating the paranormal! And I guess anything weird in Gravity Falls- are you guys from another dimension?

Lots of things! From gnomes to mothman to alternate versions of myself- well that last one wasn't here but it was still cool.

Do you have a journal you take notes in?

It would be very interesting to see everything you have.

Considerably, I could be considered odd myself. I'm from a 2D universe; but I much prefer 3D...

I was good friends with someone who was just a little too distant from reality...

And I used to be a little mad, universe-ending plans, so on...

What?

...

Oh.

... You mean Bill...

I can play piano! Bet he can't do that!

I can play violin?

And my plans go far better. I can also make pie.

And I actually have friends.

I think you should calm down a little...

Preferably before you accidentally summon him.

He can't get accidentally summoned- we defeated him. Still, sometimes alternate versions of him pop up, they're... annoying.

Oh. Then let us just stop talking about him.

I have one person annoying me right now, and I don't want to add to that count.

Right in one!

By 'defeated' do you mean he surrendered, or died?

Died... sorta? we tricked him into being erased but Ford said he made a deal with a... I think it was an axolotl? I don't remember- he made a deal so now he's stuck suffering in therapy.