The Biggest Yikes in The West

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

It’s all fun and games until you fall in love with that video game character

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

fraggle rockers in the house tonight

actually its fraggle rock is

are you talking to yourself

mind your business