the ORIGINAL Evil-slenderman

uh, Would you like a fistful of mixed herbs

uh, Would you like a fistful of mixed herbs

uh, Would you like a fistful of mixed herbs

uh, Would you like a fistful of mixed herbs

With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu

Huh?

Whuh

Be quiet, I think I heard something

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

Where do you buy a skeleton rearranging device i dont think thats at ikea

It’s at evil ikea. You would know if you were evil like me 😎😎😎

they ised to do some kind of evil bullshit in my woods but now its niceys and what was that sound.

C. Collect my purple?

I will collect that white next...

is there a white slenderman

Beating the heat cause I'm beating my meat.

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

I'm in the back of the hospital going "you know what'd be real dastardly. give that guy An EVIL and MISCHIEVOUS Penis."