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You all need to take measures to prevent signs of early aging, such as a receding hairline!

Its coming

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BTW, my evil family includes but is not limited to:

Evil Papa & Dad respectively: @eviltimee @evil-fierce-deity

Evil Mama: @evil-malonnnn

Evil siblings: @shadow-but-bright @sillybilly4 @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @evillwild2 @evil-beth @celestialkitsune99 @evil-four @evil-vio @emig22

Evil sibling-in-laws: @virtualplays @heartz4moth

(Evil Note: A couple tags won’t work; I don’t know why)

evil-beth

Hiiiii evil sibling:3

evil-cawlinnnn

Roses are evil

Violets are too

If you’re reading this poem

It means I LOVE YOU

evil-beth

🤮🤮

EW

evil-beth

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

evilbeedle

YOU’RE AN EVIL GODSEND

evil-beth

tell me more😉

evilbeedle

I’M MAGNIFICENT

evil-beth

AMAZING

Beautiful hairline... I'm so amazing😌

the-lu-hero-of-twilight

Hi good Twilight! What if you join me, @/evil-colin, and @/evil-malo on the evil side? It’s fun, we have evil cookies, and chaos!

-@evil-ilia

Why would I join evil? I mean, cookies are great, and I’ve missed y’all- I mean, the GOOD Ilia, Colin, and Malo, but y’all aren’t the same as the people I knew back in Ordon. I’d at least need more reason than that.

Besides, what do evil cookies even taste like? ‘Cause if they’re just salt instead of sugar like I’ve seen @/evil-hyrule say then I don’t want them.

evil-ilia

Evil cookies taste evil, of course! Evil Hyrule just likes salt to a… concerning degree. The evilness in cookies is of course up to interpretation, to some that’s bitterness, or sourness, or saltiness, or even just the use of black cocoa powder!

And of course there are more reasons to join evil than just cookies! We have chaos, fun, evil Hylia cares about her heroes, and more! And we give great ear scritches for when you’re in wolf form(yes I know about wolfie) if you want them!

evil-ilia

Also, did I see you refer to myself, evil colin, and evil malo as if we were our good counterparts? As in the ones you know?

Hmmmmmmm >:3

the-lu-hero-of-twilight

Haha……….. what?

Ya didn’t see nothing! Nope! Nothing at all!

Must’ve been the wind! Yep! Totally!

evil-beth

cmon Link! Join us!!

Its more funner over here>:3

(Ooc: yes the grammar was on purpose💀)

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evil-beth

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

evilbeedle

YOU’RE AN EVIL GODSEND

evil-beth

tell me more😉

evil-malonnnn

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

ellipsesandawkwardpauses

evil story time!!! evil story time!!!!

what's the story what's the story what's the story??

evil-malonnnn

Once upon an Evil time, there was an Evil man who was besties with the Evil moon. But he hated the town that the Evil moon shined on. So he asked the Evil moon to smash the town and it did and everyone in the Evil town perished! The end. This is a true story, my evil dearies. Your evil father @eviltimee did this very evilly years ago.

ellipsesandawkwardpauses

woa!!! how... interesting....

father is so cool!!!!

evil-malonnnn

He is, isn’t he. That’s why I evilly married him

ellipsesandawkwardpauses

that's also why i trapped him in a mouse trap once

evil-malonnnn

That’s very evil of you my evil dear and I’m very evilly proud but was he alright??

(ooc- OMG IM DYING THAT MEME-)

evil-beth

Well he's still evilly alive so it was fine

Probably

evil-malonnnn

Ohhhh my evil children!!!! Time for an evil story with evil milk and evil cookies!!!!

@sillybilly4 @evil-four @evil-vio @ellipsesandawkwardpauses @virtualplays @evil-beth @evillwild2 @emig22 @shadow-but-bright

evil-beth

YAY COOKIESSS

I always need more sugar:3

Your hairline is magnificent.. how can I refine mine? I need it to look eviller to help with my business’s marketing

I KNOW mine is perfectly evil, dont remind me😉

Heres some evil hair cream to fix your... issues:

oh, and if (or WHEN) you mess up, use this:

If it doesn't do you justice, come back to me hehe

CHAT WE ADOPTED🔥🔥

@evil-malonnnn

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evil-malonnnn

Could I be adopted?!

@evil-beth

YES YOU CAN BE ADOPTED YOU EVIL LITTLE BETH

*adopts evilly* *pats head both evilly and ceremonially*

evil-beth

YAHOO!

*breakdances evilly*

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