Evil Malon

*I breathe in deeply before letting it out and smiling wobbly* Thanks... I feel like you're the only one I can really talk to right now....

There, there *pats little bunny back and scratches you behind the ears* you can tell me anything.

It.

Why helloooooo evil bunny! Come here and let me give you an evil motherly hug-

*bounces up into your arms and knocks the breath out of you* Evil mother! Evil mother! *Nuzzles closer, ears twitching as a strange clacking sound comes out of my throat*

*stands almost stunned for a moment, then realizes how evilly adorable this is and snuggles you back* Are you alright, evil child? *scratches behind your ears*

*nods before leaning into your fingers*

This is- this is something I need to draw. Like immediately

*wipes an evil tear* C-come here, you evil ghost. I WILL HUG YOU *gives you an extra motherly hug in an evil way*

Why helloooooo evil bunny! Come here and let me give you an evil motherly hug-

*bounces up into your arms and knocks the breath out of you* Evil mother! Evil mother! *Nuzzles closer, ears twitching as a strange clacking sound comes out of my throat*

*stands almost stunned for a moment, then realizes how evilly adorable this is and snuggles you back* Are you alright, evil child? *scratches behind your ears*

Evilly wonderful. I shall bake some more evil cookies

Good luck, crazy child

Evil, evil... Evil? How do you even turn normal food into evil food?

You grow it yourself with evil seeds and you HAVE to water it with Evil Water every day or else it won’t be evil. You get the evil seeds by killing evil Deku Scrubs and you get the water from the Evil Lake Hylia. Obviously. And if you want to bake evil cookies you have to use all evil ingredients and sing an evil song whist you evilly bake them.

Oh, thanks Mal! That's useful, don't you have some evil food that I can try? I'm a little curious to know what would happen to a person of light if he eats evil food and vice versa. What happens to you, Evils, if you eat normal food?

Evil, evil... Evil? How do you even turn normal food into evil food?

You grow it yourself with evil seeds and you HAVE to water it with Evil Water every day or else it won’t be evil. You get the evil seeds by killing evil Deku Scrubs and you get the water from the Evil Lake Hylia. Obviously. And if you want to bake evil cookies you have to use all evil ingredients and sing an evil song whist you evilly bake them.