Haha Funny Streamer Go Brrr

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

Why?

KNITTING TYPO

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

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tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

(Forgetting the words gaslight gatekeep girl boss) I don't think we can plushie princess pisskink our way out of this one, girliepop

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

date her mom

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

have the tamale

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

Hey, it’s foxgirl friday!

You know what that meanss

Nobody is safe Hehehe >:3

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

girls are asking me to "touch the brea st

Unsentence mix my post at once foul harlot.

se x my fo ot.