Let it go! :)

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

Luckily romans 3:23 fixes everything - Christ didn’t come to save the righteous- He came to save sinners.

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

I kind of want to watch this episode now

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while