Sanctum Sanctorum

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

Art appreciation

Concept: a necromancer but they only bring dead plants back to life so everybody thinks they’re just really, really good at gardening

a necroplanter

a pokemon

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

train

train

train

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

What kind of noise is that??