cringeworthy recovery masturbation

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

they must be feeding him real good down in the underworld

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper

Nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage

Don’t let anybody tell you that picking wildflowers and having a small stream run through your property isn’t a career

EVERYTHING THAT’S INTERESTING IS GAY

hey shout out to PBS and public libraries

like dudes for real PBS has so many resources for education and stuff. you can watch HOURS of documentaries online for free on their site. like no joke go on pbs dot org right now and you’ll find an entire netflix of public television with full transcripts to boot. the american experience site alone is loaded with multipart docuseries about american history the availability can vary but even then watch pbs sometimes!! they have really cool crap on all the time. sometimes they play ballets and broadway shows. (donation ad voice) support public television

we’re trying to help our dog learn that it’s ok to howl so we just awoo next to him for a while and he’ll do a cautious kind of awowroroo but then we pet him and say how happy we are and he’ll kind of perk up and chill out.. i love him…

last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”