[loud gasp] where is greenpeace

something something "he is more myself than i am. whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same"

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

haven’t seen belgium play like this in years, they really took their hatred of the yanks seriously

Lowkey this World Cup has been making me fall back in love with football even though I’ve missed most of it it’s been such a horrible hard season and I’ve hated watching games and going to them and the shitass premier league so this has been exactly what I needed