The Everything Kid

Beer On Steroids of the Day: The wise guys at Scottish brewery BrewDog have launched a limited edition IPA in protest of corporate sponsorship of the Olympics. The ingredients include eight substances banned for athletes at the Games:

Creatine

Guarana

Lycii Berries

Kola Nut

Gingko

Matcha Tea

Maca Powder

Steroids

Just kidding, steroids were only included in the test batch, which isn’t available for purchase.

Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.”

Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.

Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide.

Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built.

“They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.”