Horny Demon In Your Area?!

me watching the weed goes straight past my brain and into my dick

Today I learned that before you can get an Exorcism irl you first need to be psychiatrically evaluated.

Yeah for actual Vatican-sanctioned exorcisms, it takes a LOT of work to rule out everything else that could be causing behavioral issues. Doctors appointments, psychiatric evaluations, months of ruling out normal stuff before they green-light an exorcism.

Me and who

I will not send drunk asks I'm better than that.

idc what anyone says, monsters motivated by love are a thousand times scarier than any other kind. hive minds that subsume all life out of a genuine belief that everyone will be happier that way. aliens that subjugate humanity out of a colonizer mindset of “helping” a primitive species. things that mutate bodies and minds out of a desire to “fix” or “cure” them. undead creatures that want to spread the curse to their loved ones so they also never have to die.

it's not a person. it sleeps in a cage. it wears a collar with a bell and a shiny tag with my phone number on the back. I gave it its name and I give it its food and water. If it talks it's because I let it. If it stands it's because I commanded it to. If it smiles or talks to you like a person that's because I let it pretend. It likes to pretend, it's a skilled mimic, but don't forget, it's not a person.

Perhaps surprisingly, I'm actually a huge fan of dull, expressionless eyes. I think it's really cute watching someone "turn off", so to speak. Take off that final mask and see nothing beneath it.

*Holds up Thomas by his scruff like an ugly cat*

*Holds up Thomas by his scruff like an ugly cat*

Sulphur? You think demons smell like sulphur?–Maybe if you're an imp!

"...What the fuck smells sweet in here?"

kneeling naked on the cold floor of the church, riding a thoroughly lubed up dildo in front of the priest that’s telling you just how to move your hips, controlling your every action, palming his crotch at the very sight of you. making you recite the lord’s prayer as a form of gratitude, because he’s allowing you to do this for him on sacred ground. and you’re so obedient. praying through moans, getting louder and louder, closer and closer, cumming all over the dildo as you say “amen”

I like the idea of chaining you to a radiator, maybe because I find it kind of romantic? Its just so classic. The desperate, whimpering captive handcuffed to pipes that wont go anywhere, no matter how much you writhe.