Sauntering Vaguely Downwards

I’ve been thinking about it and so when people hunt ghosts in the dark and they can’t see shit like that probably means ghosts can’t see shit in the dark either unless they get like special night vision when they die…but like what if all those bumps people hear when ghost hunting is just ghosts running into shit cuz they can’t see

this post deserves to be framed and put in a museum

ghost adventures is the best ghost hunting show b/c the guys will spend 30 minutes talking about how they’d fight a ghost and then a gust of wind knocks something over and they start running down the hall screaming and crying

whether or not you believe in ghosts, ghost adventures is still top quality comedy. if you don’t believe in ghosts, it’s a show about three white boys who lock themselves in old buildings with overpriced equipment and convince themselves they’re being haunted. if you do believe in ghosts, it’s a show about three white boys who lock themselves in old buildings with overpriced equipment and antagonize the dead.